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pyro bird tf2 new sighting!!!
By Red-VModel-Guy
i found a new animal in tf2 called pyro bird. is a rly cool one trust me
   
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what is pyro bird?
pyro bird is a pyro that uses the weapons in jungle inferno, the dragons fury and the thermal thruster, plus the back scratcher.


the pyro bird likes places with perches and places it can sit for prey. when prey is spotted, it will jump down and melee them to death, dealing high amounts of damage via the back scratcher having 25% extra attack. if damaged, will either run back to spawn, or grab a nearby health kit. only if a medic with crossbow is in the game, the pyro bird will call medic and the medic shall hopefully heal the bird. (e.g 2fort sniper perch high up area)
what are the prey/predators of pyro birds?
The prey:

Scunts, Hoovies, Sniper mains, Pyro sharks, Piranha scouts, and Your wallet (if you anger them)
The predators

Poachers, Crazed gunmen, and Terrorists

Pyro birds are a pretty endangered species with only 1000 of them existing (give or take a couple), meaning they are in need of alot of help
A Pyro bird will assist anyone who defends their eggs from illiegal poachers who look to make a quick buck off of their eggs and dont want to raise pyro birds in a farm like a normal person
Pyro birds help back in the following ways
They provide protection for you if you are low on health and need to run
They will bring occasional ammo and health packs they find with them
They can swoop in and complete the objective (capturing the flag, pushing the payload, etc)

pyro bird lifestyle
the lifestyle of the pyro bird is a great one. once born, pyro bird babies will eat the dead corpse of their parent then fly into their resupply and start to feed off of the resupply cabinet health kits until strong enough to fight against players. the first kill they get gives them the energy they need to keep going, as not getting enough food from prey will cause them to die of starvation. once in a fully sustainable cycle of getting food, it will lay eggs, and then protect said eggs. 23 minutes and 12 seconds after the eggs hatch, the pyro bird adult dies, and the babies feed on the dead corpse of their birth giver, allowing the birds to get the strength to go to resupply and continue the cycle
in conclusion
i hope this guide allows you to become a pyro bird and know what a pyro bird is. i will keep updating it with little bits and bobs when new pyro bird lore is added
3 Comments
Waterbed Aquarium 9 Jun, 2023 @ 10:57pm 
i read this in David Attenborough's voice
Red-VModel-Guy  [author] 9 Jun, 2023 @ 7:12pm 
then you laid the wrong eggs or evolved
76561198414959549 9 Jun, 2023 @ 10:37am 
i didnt die after laying eggs this guide sucks