Octodad (Student Edition)

Octodad (Student Edition)

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How to blend in with humans like Octodad
By Internet Wanderer
This guide shows you how to pretend to be like a human.
DISCLAIMER: THIS GUIDE IS WRITTEN BY ME, A COMPLETELY NORMAL HUMAN. I AM WRITING THIS FOR FUN AND NOT FOR NOT ANY OTHER PURPOSE.
   
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Step 1:
You want to know who you're pretending to be. You want an established personality and everything before you try to engage in human activity.
Step 2:
Defend your identity. Don't make others suspicious of you.
And you're done
Continue with the act and you'll be safe from being caught. Just keep watch for crazed seafood chefs.
2 Comments
oblivion 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:02pm 
Yes thank you too.
As an octopus life has been hard, but I was invited into a family.
So I quickly searched up how to blend in and this popped up.
Miraculously there is no crazed seafood chef's around so lets hope that continues.
Just thank you so much everything works out perfectly. Nobody suspects a thing.

(VERY INTENSE UPDATE)

I HAVE A NEW NEMESIS, THERE IS A CRAZED SEAFOOD CHEF CHASING ME RIGHT NOW.
HE MUST HAVE SMELT ME FROM AFAR BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO SEND A RESCUE TEAM TO PICK ME UP AND TAKE ME TO BACK TO MY FAMILY PLEASE THSI IS IMPORKAFANT
*IMPARKLTN
*IMPORTANT
Queen Zixi 24 May, 2023 @ 10:08am 
Can't express how helpful this was. My family doesn't suspect a thing! Still having a trouble with that crazed seafood chef, though.