ARK: Survival Evolved

ARK: Survival Evolved

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A step by step guide on how to quit Ark Survival Evolved
By Zero
This guide is focused on saving your lifespan.
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How to free yourself from the life of Ark
Step 1:
Uninstall Ark by finding the uninstall button in the manage section.



Step 2:
Go outside


Step 3:
Touch some grass


Conclusion:
I hope everyone that followed this walkthrough was able to finally quit and do something with their lives, you are all welcome
17 Comments
claire_299 29 Jul, 2024 @ 4:14pm 
nope
jranumberone 14 Jun, 2023 @ 8:53am 
i thought grass was just a myth plus im allergic
i am gay 14 Jun, 2023 @ 4:16am 
no
jranumberone 5 Jun, 2023 @ 10:49am 
grass? whats that
azgar76 3 Jun, 2023 @ 10:05am 
i tried but then the fabric of reality broke so i had to create it again witch reinstalled Ark on my pc
Dildo Swaggins 2 Jun, 2023 @ 8:17pm 
What's outside? Never heard of it.
Benesato 30 May, 2023 @ 7:51pm 
I tried this guide. but when I bent over to touch the grass I dropped my lucky green lighter and couldn't find it. I also couldn't find the slider to reduce ground clutter anywhere. I called for a GM for hours, but nobody came.

10/10 will stay away from the grass, it steals your possessions.
MalarOpossum867 29 May, 2023 @ 7:44pm 
I tried this TWICE before, and each time when I uninstalled the game, my computer caught fire and exploded because the game is 450GB! No way am I going to pay $15000 again for a new computer!
Chopstick Warrior 29 May, 2023 @ 9:06am 
i got teleported into the backrooms
Desceres 28 May, 2023 @ 6:51pm 
I tried this but dinosaurs came to me in my dreams and now i cant not play. please advise.