step 1: contact your lawyer, attempt to get the restraining order revoked

step 2: play garten of banban and feed opila bird the eggs until the vine boom plays. this is when you unlock the ultimate banban power

step 3: send a screenshot, print it out, write your wife's name on it, and go "who up banning they ban rn"

step 4: scream at the top of your lungs and put a party hat over your mouth to look like a beak (opila bird)

step 5: call your wife "my bambalina" and curl up in the fetal position

step 6: congratulations! you have convinced your wife that garten of banban is peak

PS: why does opila bird on that zaza and veiny af, you know she dirty. its ok i like bad girls tho

PSS: my wife left me two years ago and i've been broken ever since. she wont let me see my own children. she says all i do is scream "ooga booga" (captain fiddles reference). i also dress up like tohru adachi from persona 4 dancing all night and dance along to the banban menu music