Family Man

Family Man

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EZ PZ Hardcode Mode
By {FITH}™John Democracy{FA}
Beat Hardcore Mode zero trying, zero sweating, ez pz no worries you got this
   
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Getting Started
Since you will be in NG+ You Should have a few of the perks that will make this run braindead easy.

Watched Clock
Track and Field
Family Meal

Healthy Heart and Iron Fists can help a bit

But most importantly
Professional Junker
What to do
This guide is going to be mega short.

All you need to do is...
Walk outside of your house, punch the cow to death.
Pick up the drops.

It often drops BEAR CLAWS for some reason, that sells for $100 bucks.

Kill the Chicken for a leg. You will need 3 to 4 a day.

Slap trash cans for chance at a Gold Watch.
Get golden flowers.

Sell the junk to the junk merchant, once you have a spare $300 buy the baseball bat.

After you have the bat, also start smashing crates.


Simply smash everything on the farm and near the farm, then go in your house then leave.
This respawns EVERYTHING, repeat until you have about 2:30 left of time in the day.
Put the 4 chicken legs in the fridge, do your chores, play with your family, read a bed time story.

Rinse and repeat for every day.

I ended the Hardcore run doing this with about $3000 more than I needed for the final days payment.
Never got close to running out of money.
But I want to win as a good boy?
Pick up the meat from your merciless cow genocide and donate it for good Updoots.
Is it really that easy?
Yes.
No quests?
Only one quest is mandatory, the one for Burt so you can put a rude word on the big sign.

(It's not actually mandatory)


(You don't need to do any quests at all)


(It's faster if you don't)
Do I need the baseball bat?
It's 300 bucks and more than doubles your speed when breaking cans, killing cows and flower picking. It is extremely worth it.
Conclusion?
Make like Shia LaBeouf and just do it.
It takes like 2 hours at most.

Ezpz, easiest achievement in the game.


You're welcome.
2 Comments
ShadowShine57 15 Jul, 2024 @ 11:10pm 
Also hitman missions are fast af and get you $250 per, probably a better money maker than random drops from the cow
ShadowShine57 15 Jul, 2024 @ 11:02pm 
You can get a bat for free by starting Kyle's first quest