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“Woe to the shepherds who are destroying and scattering the sheep of my pasture!” declares the LORD.

Wait! I know, I know. How can the vacuum banban boy be S? I know this is sure to raise some eyebrows so let me explain why vacuum boy deserves S tier.

1. He heroicaly sacrifices himself to save us from the blue bird.
   
2. His taste in banban hats is easily at least ok.
   
3. He scares children just like me.

No surprises here. BanBan fans (BANBANBOYS) were very dissapointed when we didn't get a chance to romance the BANBANBOY snail in Garten of BANBAN CHAPTER 3.

With her sultry French accent and caring nature it's easy to see why every banban fan loves this attractive snail.

It would be even hotter if it was revealed that the snail is a cute femboy and not a gross snail woman, but beggars can't be choosers.






YEAH YEAH THE BANBANMOBILE, was my reaction when i woke up in the BANBANMOBILE.

The BANBANMOBILE is capable of traveling throught the desert without any issues always staying at a comfortable cold tempature while being able to carry up to 5 banbans.

Now that's a BanBang for your BanBuck.

Every BANBANBOY was surprised when a MID GAME like half-life collaborated with a god game like Garten of BANBAN CHAPTER 3. But here we are anyway.

While thankfuly Garten of GODGOD didn't keep the bad boring bad textures bad model mid story mid game of the original mid-life 2 poison headcrab i still can't put her in A tier.

The filth of other imperfect media must not taint BANBAN.

Her being a yandere is pretty hot i remember watching yume nikky in 2018 and thinking how mid it was and i was right.






Ok lets get to it. Why is BANBAN A tier and not S pretty wierd right?

How did he help i don't get it at all what is the story of BANBAN? i can't comprehend it i dont egt at all how what hello? hello? are you here? can you see this? hello? are you there? why are you here? hello? hello? hello?





Pretty alright for banban, if this was a free game filled with stuff like this i think people would like it a lot more.

BanBan Fans were really surprised to find that tentacle man was not evil but maybe good i dunno but he's evil or is he? 🤣😏😏

BUT THEN HE KILLED BANBAN EVIL EVIL EVIL.

He also lives in a garry's mod room with NO MODS LAME. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄






WHOAH. Look out BanBan fans This big face is watching you from a distance. AND that's not all! In this super secret burned old photo he's there too and anew character too???


While scary big man is scary and b tier now that could all change later so lookout BanBan fans

He's really not that hot too 😴😴😴






LIKE BANBAN BUT EVIL.

This BanBan is just like BanBan, but he's pretty evil so he's going under BanBanboy into B tier






Bad Boys are pretty hot no debate there, but some people are too evil, too bad, this goober is standing on a car seat psycho behaviour.

The only reason he isn't in mid tier is that he doesn't have a head that's pretty metal.

You are pretty mid 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Even being in the best game ever made didn't save you from being mid did it?

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I'm just messing with you 🧐🧐🤭 all BanBan fans are AWESOME.






OVERRATED VERY OVERRATED. The BanBan community has a Banbaleena problem being very overrated.

She doesn't care about you at all! She always kills your or sabotages you. And she isn't even that hot and i HATE her MID ass 😡😡😡😡😡😡






He's strong and that's all he has. He's very abusive and manipulative STAY AWAY FROM HIM BESTIE 🤗






Whatevs 🙄🙄🙄. The BANBANBAND has been very split on Opila bird and for a good reason she's a total KAREN. Doesn't even kill you just screams at you until you die from anxiety.

There's a reason you're single Opila get the hint 😪.






Ok if you're into poly relationships but just wouldn't work for most people. They are also in jail maybe they are dangerous?

Wouldn't recommend bottom of mid.

You can ride Opela the blue bird, but you can't feel what you did before can you? No it's all gone, you were there and screwed it up right? How amazing could've your life been if you took the leap, maybe tried a bit harder? but it felt unimportant then didn't it?


Well, there's always next time isn't there? 🥱






DON'T DATE A CHILD.

I wonder if this will be a chapter 4 companion??? who knows maybe???? 😲😲😲😲😲

Well that's my BANBAN HOTTEST BANS TIER LIST 2023.

Did you agree? disagree? tell me in the comment and see you next time BANBANBOYS

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