Crab Champions

Crab Champions

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OBJECTIVELY CORRECT WEAPON TIERLIST
By DylanHockey2014
Sup crab champions (crossbow and dual pistol users) and crab not so champions (users of literally anything else). Today we will be discussing all of the weapons available for use in crab champions, where each ranks, and why!

Note: I am an elected official who is appointed and approved to discuss these topics with ABSOLUTE CORRECTNESS.

Source: I am the crab in crab champions
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S TIER WEAPONS


As you may be able to tell by the incredibly informational graphic titling this guide, there are TWO S tier weapons, the crossbow and dual pistols.

In this section, we will be discussing both.

The crossbow provides AMAZING wave clear / multi targeting damage, and with the right mods, quite literally deletes everything on ANY map off this plane of existence. My best runs have been completed with this weapon, but it is VERY important for you to select the correct mods when running crossbow. But even if you don't, realistically all will be fine as this weapon is simply incredibly BASED.

The dual pistols by contrast allow for INSANE single target / boss damage, but with bouncing shots + fire rate increase, will borderline crash your game but also secure the dub at any point. Dualies are slightly more particular when it comes to mods and OP runs, but have a lot more potential to OBLITERATE your enemies.
MODS TO PRIORITIZE WHEN RUNNING BOTH CROSSBOW AND DUAL PISTOLS


The biggest takeaway from this section is what KIND of mods you should be prioritizing, and that would be DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE. On occasion, pick up some crystal / economy mods, namely ones that directly correlate to damage being done. Never opt for grenade / stacking health mods if you can help it... some stacks of Grim Reaper will be PLENTY with the amount of damage you are pooping out.

Some movement mods can help depending on how good you are at dodging.

TLDR: Why care about movement or health when you can just one-shot everything before they can attack you?

That being said, here are some specific mods you should always be picking up:

Grip Tape - Helps reduce spread and allows for more concise shots

Bouncing Shots - Gives flat damage buff but also allows for INSANE stacking damage

Piercing Shots - Works AMAZING with bouncing shots in order to keep those bullets running through enemies

Grim Reaper - Why stack health when you are just perma healing from killing everything within 2 seconds?

JUICED - BY FAR THE SINGLE BEST MOD TO STACK IN THE GAME HANDS DOWN BAR NONE LICK NUTS IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE

There are MANY other mods that help contribute to damage but these need to be your bread and butter.

For those of you without common sense just remember this when you are choosing mods:
BULLETS GO FAST, BULLETS GO BOUNCE, BULLETS GO THROUGH, BULLETS HIT HARD

Keep that in mind, and you'll be set for life.
WRAPPING UP + OTHER WEAPON DISCUSSION
Now that the crossbow and dual pistols are out of the way, let's give a fair and open minded discussion to the rest of the weapons, detailing their pros and cons.


As for the Orb Launcher, MiniGun, Sniper Rifle, Burst Pistol, Dual Shotguns, Auto Shotgun, ClusterBomb Gun, Rocket Launcher, Blade Launcher and Automatic Machine Gun... the pros are as follows:









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And for their cons:

Literally everything, don't even think about touching these abominations.



And that wraps up this guide! Thank you for reading!
40 Comments
dave.spafford 10 minutes ago 
wrong!:steamthumbsdown:
Dresden Prime 17 Aug @ 7:31am 
why is no one mentioning laser cannons?
AgSilverRadio 20 Jul @ 10:01pm 
I like the ice staff, duel shotgun, rocket, or sniper.
For abillity, gotta go with the electro-globe
For melle, I prefer the sword.
flexis99 8 Jul @ 3:32pm 
Duel pistols aren't even very good (at least for true nightmare) but the crossbow is pretty strong to be fair. Personally my favorite weapon is the ice staff
Peter Griffith 𒉭 20 Apr @ 8:56am 
everyone knows the best weapon is no weapon, damage aura and (mod which increases hp with close range kills)
TheShadowBoi 23 Mar @ 4:56pm 
Jeez, can't any of you take a joke?
Frostradamus 31 Jul, 2024 @ 10:26am 
@mfish518 : cap
HolyAlbey 13 Jun, 2024 @ 12:01am 
THATS JUST RUDE THE RANKS ARE WRONG
Scrotie 17 Apr, 2024 @ 12:30pm 
ALWAYS opt for poison stacking mods. Poison amplifies your damage even further, but, seeing how your ego got the best of you in this post, you'll probably still ignore poison.
VR Legacy 30 Mar, 2024 @ 2:00pm 
bruh, why do you hate/disrespect the other weapon users
I use orb launcher and minigun and they're op
please, properly rank them. Not like a hater
not trying to be rude