Marathon Mode, good endings only, no deaths
Make sure to abuse “Moving Cross” glitch whenever possible

Moving Cross glitch is performed when you use your cross, hold the button, pause, and then unpause.

Oh there's also this version: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yVY8ca7rDYurtv9aTmU5z0d4iYqvnI3c5MD3vJ28KgY/edit?usp=sharing

1. Ward off Michael until key is obtained and house is entered
2. Start first Amy encounter
---Amy Fight---
3. Simply stay focused and do as practiced, the fight gets a little harder in the third phase, but as long as you don’t linger in the middle of the star for long, and stay a good distance from Amy whenever she shoots satanic runes, you should be fine.
4. Michael hitbox test
5. Micheal eats lead and dies

!. Finish Michael torture session
---Metallica Graveyard---
2. Kill the Baby Demon on the left, make sure to stay out of any of its possible paths
3. Kill the Maze Demon next, right, up, left, up, then simply banish demon
4. Kill the Fetus Demon on right be wary of its wave attack
5. Stab your eye
6. Draw penis with your blood (Optional)
---Stupid Church---
7. Have John confess sins to box (No clue if this is necessary, but do it anyway)
8. “Spindly Lady Game”, if only one candle is lit, wave your cross around the same room for a bit and she will appear, kill her afterwards.
9. Here’s a cool little tidbit that I just learned, the Spindly Lady will kill you if you spam enter and leave rooms regardless of the rooms they take place in
10. UNSPEAKABLE’s minigame path:




11. Get absolutely destroyed by cultists
---Candy Tunnel---
12. Proceed through tunnel as normal and beat the Flashlight Demon as normal
13. Ward off cultists in the dark and make sure there is plenty of time to exorcize the Miriam painting
(Cross glitch recommended)
14. When coming back from getting the key to Miriam’s arena be careful of the cultist right at the door
15. Meet Garcia

Miriam Fight
It is imperative that every step of this fight is done perfectly, as if Father Garcia dies, the run is dead.
---Phase 1---
1. As Father Garcia recites the 91st Psalm, stay as close to him as possible
2. Ward off any Thralls with your cross, remember that the range and spread of your cross is relatively forgiving
3. Whenever you have time, target Miriam with your cross
---Phase 2---
1. The room will go dark and your flashlight will be on, cycle around the four directions you can see and locate Miriam, make sure to have Cross Glitch active at all times during this phase
2. Miriam will move around in weird and erratic directions in this phase, but never beeline towards you at a fast pace
3. Stay calm and take this phase slowly
---Phase 3---
1. This is easily the most dangerous phase, as she has a diverse moveset and will try and attack Garcia too
2. Try your best to stay relatively close to the middle the whole time, as this gives you more time and space to judge where her attacks will go
3. Try and stay as close to Garica as possible, it doesn’t hurt at all to stay close to him.
List of attacks and how to avoid them:
1. Wave Dash attack: Stay in the middle and judge her movement to appropriately dodge her
2. Slow Approach attack: She will pursue you slightly slower than you can run, simply make a bit of space and cross her
3. Amy Thing attack: Miriam will perform Shadow Clone Jutsu and spawn four copies of herself around you, simply identify the right one by crossing her
4. Whenever she stops for a second around Garcia, spam your cross at her just in case she’s trying to kill him. It will immediately cancel her dash towards him
5. Satanic Star attack: She will spawn a giant, bloody star and start at the top left of it. She will then follow a predictable pattern through the star

1. Wake up and be sad again
---Abortion Clinic---
2. Pick up crowbar after looking at fetus pictures
3. Get kidnapped
4. Hide behind curtain and leave when given the chance
5. Do the same with some more gurneys afterwards
6. Get rescued by cop, and fend off monster with him
7. Escape and laugh at the cop corpse
8. Go back inside and get back on the gurney
9.Wait until door opens
10. Get pushed downstairs and enter Mother arena
---Mother Fight---
11. Relatively simple, stay to her left and hold cross, glitch is recommended
12. Make sure to take care of any babies that come out of her, don’t let them grow
---Apartment Building---
13. The elevator friend is not necessary, don't activate him
14. Head up the elevator to room 3B and take the key
15.Take the Elevator game note on Floor 6
16. Go to floor 5 and enter the Cross Room
17. Exorcize the Seal, Pick up the key and get teased by Gary
18. Go to floor 10 and give up your cross
19. Complete the camera section
20. Try and bait out the Malphas jumpscare, It’s scary and might get you killed
21. Exorcize the mask and kill the Mr. Hands Demon
22. Go to floor 2 and exorcize the knife
---Alu Fight---
23. Stay as far away from Lisa as possible, touching her will kill you, and touching whole possessed will kill her
24. Whenever you exorcize Lisa, quickly try and identify where Alu is, your best bet it to try and find the statue he went into the fastest
25. Hook Lisa on a statue and win by playing it safe (RNG) (Don’t feel bad if you lose)
26. The Elevator Game’s code is 1, 4, 2, 6, 2, 10, 5, 1
27. If for whatever reason the Woman appears in the elevator, DO NOT SAY HI SHE’S A WOMAN.
28. New note, DON’T ACTIVATE THE ELEVATOR FRIEND. He is not at all necessary
---Daughter Fight---
29. General info for this fight, stay focused and do as practiced, and remember that the floor is slightly higher than you might think, and that her hitbox is absolute garbage (I just died to her) (Cross Glitch Recommended)
---Garyland, USA---
30. Nobody cares about Gary’s Pedophile Paradise so
Red Star, Orange Moon, Pink Chalice, Blue Bird
31. Stare at Miriam
32. Sneak past every cultist, you really don’t want to risk fighting any unnecessary ones
33. Don’t get greedy in Red Light Green Light
34. Make sure to kill the Unholy Spirit
35. Kill the Demogorgon
36. Make sure to kill the bird girl demon in the scary pigeon section
37. Here’s a small map for the Forest:
38. Don’t do anything radical or stupid in the Forest, cutting corners is unnecessary, and getting overwhelmed by Pigeon-Women is not fun
Map for Forest:







39. Don’t alt tab right as final Amy flashback starts, or else god smites your PC and the run is dead
---Gary Fight---
40. Gary isn’t too bad, purely because of the fact you can take infinite damage, so long as you’re not hit without your cross, let’s go over some of his attacks.
41. RAIN OF SPIDERS is stupid to dodge so just be careful
42. Gary will eventually spawn this giant clown corpse thing, I say just either get hit so it goes away, or somehow dodge it (I don’t know how)
43. Gary will spawn demons and monsters you’ve seen throughout the game to attack you, pretty simple to dodge
44. When Gary throws his trident, he will teleport to where it lands, don’t be fooled by this

Gary and Malphas Fight
This is the final REAL fight of the game, if you fail now, you start all over. Be careful, as it’s pretty tough as well.
---Phase 1---
1. Gary will slowly shamble towards you, simply make distance and cross him whenever available
2. Gary will spawn Satanic Sigils on the ground periodically, be careful of these, because they block you
3. Every so often Gary will dash to you, just avoid him, it’s somewhat random
4. Sometimes Gary will put the lights out and you will be reduced to lantern vision, he will do this right before dashing, so be careful
---Phase 2---
5. At this point in the fight, Malphas will join in, fortunately, Gary and Malphas share healthbars, so target whoever you want
6. Malphas will generally stick to either side of the screen, shooting arrows in a spread of three
7. Malphas will occasionally try and fly down to hit you, just move out of the way
8. Gary will still be doing his thing throughout all of this, so watch out
---Phase 3 (Super Miriam)---
9. Gary and Malphas will combine with the body of Miriam and become Super Miriam, this is where the fight gets decently easier, as you can take 10 hits before death
10. Super Miriam has a slew of attacks, which I WOULD write down but since I know them all and it pretty much boils down to skill, I’m not writing any of them down
11. Just be sure to watch out for any attacks that could potentially hit you multiple times, like the Skull Rain, Flamethrower or Flame Circle
12. When Super Miriam is defeated, you will have to light yourself on fire and run into Miriam to truly kill them
13. Kill Super Miriam once and let it wait out, because if you light yourself on fire and not hit Miriam, you die (I think) so just play it safe and wait for the second time they die for a better chance at finishing them off.
14. Another thing to note is that if Super Miriam is too far down at the bottom of the screen and dies, you will be softlocked, soooooo don’t let that happen

If all is done correctly you should be a big fat winner and not a big fat loser. Pat yourself on the back and watch Gary get dragged to Connecticut by the UNSPEAKABLE. At the very end, choose to go with Father Garcia because hunting demons is cooler than titties.

Amen
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