Duke Nukem Forever

Duke Nukem Forever

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How To Be As Awesome As Duke Nukem
作者: Miles "Tails" Prower
Have you ever dreamed to be as awesome as Duke himself? Read this groovy guide!
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Step 1: Drink Lots Of Beer
Get a beer and punch an ailen In the face with your own fist. Make sure to wear some gloves that way your hands won't get too cold.
Step 2: Be Sure To Have A Big Ego
Have a big enough ego like Duke to fight those ailen bastards. Be sure to wear some sunglasses and get some babes.
Step 3: Take Some Steroids
Get a freakin' roid rage to punch an ailen's face off.
The End
I hope you enjoyed this guide to be as awesome as Duke himself.
14 件のコメント
mirroff777 5月24日 6時39分 
We need audio guide in Duke Nukem's voice
I REGRET NOTHING) 2月19日 4時34分 
no one be like him, he is too cool for our world
tyresefitzgerald040 2022年5月16日 18時24分 
ok boomer
barack oblunta 2021年11月28日 12時48分 
you can not become duke nukem unless you TEAR HIS FUCKING FLESH OUT AND PUT ON YOU RIP HIS HEART OUT AND REPLACE YOURS WITH HIS RIP YOUR FUCKING ARMS OFF USE YOUR LEGS TO CUT HIS ARMS RIGHT FUCKING OFF
Burt Hurt 2021年10月17日 22時32分 
Changed my life! Best guide ever!
14 Ravenous Pikmin 2021年3月15日 13時54分 
thanks
Electro 2021年1月25日 5時11分 
Step 4:What are you waiting for ? Go kics some aliens asses and have fun with babes like a KING
_Duke_Nukem_ 2020年12月22日 16時45分 
to bad you can try to be Duke but you can never become him
Lolol15 2015年7月15日 18時49分 
the only peoblem is im 9 and i have no life
Drothen 2015年1月3日 18時16分 
thanks kid.