Duke Nukem Forever

Duke Nukem Forever

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How To Be As Awesome As Duke Nukem
Da Miles "Tails" Prower
Have you ever dreamed to be as awesome as Duke himself? Read this groovy guide!
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Step 1: Drink Lots Of Beer
Get a beer and punch an ailen In the face with your own fist. Make sure to wear some gloves that way your hands won't get too cold.
Step 2: Be Sure To Have A Big Ego
Have a big enough ego like Duke to fight those ailen bastards. Be sure to wear some sunglasses and get some babes.
Step 3: Take Some Steroids
Get a freakin' roid rage to punch an ailen's face off.
The End
I hope you enjoyed this guide to be as awesome as Duke himself.
14 commenti
mirroff777 24 mag, ore 6:39 
We need audio guide in Duke Nukem's voice
I REGRET NOTHING) 19 feb, ore 4:34 
no one be like him, he is too cool for our world
tyresefitzgerald040 16 mag 2022, ore 18:24 
ok boomer
barack oblunta 28 nov 2021, ore 12:48 
you can not become duke nukem unless you TEAR HIS FUCKING FLESH OUT AND PUT ON YOU RIP HIS HEART OUT AND REPLACE YOURS WITH HIS RIP YOUR FUCKING ARMS OFF USE YOUR LEGS TO CUT HIS ARMS RIGHT FUCKING OFF
Burt Hurt 17 ott 2021, ore 22:32 
Changed my life! Best guide ever!
14 Ravenous Pikmin 15 mar 2021, ore 13:54 
thanks
Electro 25 gen 2021, ore 5:11 
Step 4:What are you waiting for ? Go kics some aliens asses and have fun with babes like a KING
_Duke_Nukem_ 22 dic 2020, ore 16:45 
to bad you can try to be Duke but you can never become him
Lolol15 15 lug 2015, ore 18:49 
the only peoblem is im 9 and i have no life
Drothen 3 gen 2015, ore 18:16 
thanks kid.