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How To Be As Awesome As Duke Nukem

By Miles "Tails" Prower

Have you ever dreamed to be as awesome as Duke himself? Read this groovy guide!

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Miles "Tails" Prower
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Category: Characters

Languages: English

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5 Aug, 2014 @ 10:56am

5 Aug, 2014 @ 12:28pm

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Guide Index

Overview

Step 1: Drink Lots Of Beer

Step 2: Be Sure To Have A Big Ego

Step 3: Take Some Steroids

The End

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Step 1: Drink Lots Of Beer

Get a beer and punch an ailen In the face with your own fist. Make sure to wear some gloves that way your hands won't get too cold.

Step 2: Be Sure To Have A Big Ego

Have a big enough ego like Duke to fight those ailen bastards. Be sure to wear some sunglasses and get some babes.

Step 3: Take Some Steroids

Get a freakin' roid rage to punch an ailen's face off.

The End

I hope you enjoyed this guide to be as awesome as Duke himself.

14 Comments

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mirroff777 24 May @ 6:39am

We need audio guide in Duke Nukem's voice

I REGRET NOTHING) 19 Feb @ 4:34am

no one be like him, he is too cool for our world

tyresefitzgerald040 16 May, 2022 @ 6:24pm

ok boomer

barack oblunta 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:48pm

you can not become duke nukem unless you TEAR HIS FUCKING FLESH OUT AND PUT ON YOU RIP HIS HEART OUT AND REPLACE YOURS WITH HIS RIP YOUR FUCKING ARMS OFF USE YOUR LEGS TO CUT HIS ARMS RIGHT FUCKING OFF

Burt Hurt 17 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Changed my life! Best guide ever!

14 Ravenous Pikmin 15 Mar, 2021 @ 1:54pm

thanks

Electro 25 Jan, 2021 @ 5:11am

Step 4:What are you waiting for ? Go kics some aliens asses and have fun with babes like a KING

_Duke_Nukem_ 22 Dec, 2020 @ 4:45pm

to bad you can try to be Duke but you can never become him

Lolol15 15 Jul, 2015 @ 6:49pm

the only peoblem is im 9 and i have no life

Drothen 3 Jan, 2015 @ 6:16pm

thanks kid.

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