THIS IS A GUIDE TO LEORIC(OSTARION), WHO IS THE MANLIEST HERO IN DOTA THAT DID NOT HAVE TESTICLES UNTIL RECENTLY (AND LOST HIS TESTICLES ONCE AGAIN.)
AUTHOR'S NOTE:
THIS GUIDE IS NOT FOR EM GAMES.

THIS GUIDE IS CONCISE. YOU WILL FIND NO WALLS OF TEXT HERE.

A KEY THING MOST GUIDE READERS DO NOT GET IS THAT SKILL AND ITEM BUILDS ARE FLUID. I WOULD ARGUE THAT THERE IS NO SKILL BUILD FOR ANY HERO THAT IS CONCRETE WITH EVERYTHING SITUATION. FOR EXAMPLE, I ONCE PLAYED A GAME WHERE EVERYONE WAS PUDGE. I MAXED FLESH HEAP FIRST, WHICH IS SUPREMELY ******ED IN ANY OTHER SITUATION.

ALL CREDIT GOES TO CRIMSONQUESO FOR CREATING THE ORIGINAL GUIDE. THIS GUIDE IS NOTHING BUT A REINCARNATION OF THE ORIGINAL. (RIP PLAYDOTA)

DO NOT PICK LEORIC(OSTARION) IF THE ENEMY HAS PICKED THESE HEROES (THEY ARE ***S):

- DEMON WITCH
- NERUBIAN ASSASSIN

LANE ETIQUETTE:
DO NOT "HARASS" WITH WRAITHFIRE BLAST. REAL MEN DO NOT HARASS. THE STUN IS WORTH MORE THAN THE DAMAGE. USE IT WHEN YOU KNOW YOU, YOUR TOWER, AND/OR YOUR CREEPS CAN GET IN A FEW HITS. IF YOU'RE LANED AGAINST A LOW HP MELEE HERO, STAB HIS FACE ANY CHANCE YOU GET.

SHOULD I HAVE A LANING PARTNER?
UNLESS THE ENEMY HAS 4+ MELEES AND THERE IS NO OTHER CARRY ON YOUR TEAM, I.E. WHEN YOU ARE PLAYING A TERRIBLE PUB, YES. ALSO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THE PARTNER NEEDS TO EITHER HAVE A DISABLE OR BE RANGED

GANKING ETIQUETTE:
HELP YOUR WEAK AND PUNY ALLIES WHENEVER YOU CAN AND ARE SURE OF A KILL. AS THE MANLIEST CHARACTER ON YOUR TEAM, YOU SHOULD ALMOST ALWAYS THROW YOUR WRAITHFIRE BLAST FIRST IN A GANK AND TANK THE TOWER IF NEED BE.

REINCARNATION ETIQUETTE:
IT IS CUSTOMARY TO QUOTE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER WHENEVER YOU DIE.


NOW ASK YOURSELF THESE QUESTIONS, AND PICK THE ONE THAT YOU CAN SAY YES TO BEST:
ARE MY ENEMIES CASTING A LOT OF **** IN MY GENERAL DIRECTION? GET A Black King Bar
IS MY TEAM ALL MELEE BECAUSE COLLECTIVELY WE HAVE A LEARNING DISABILITY? GET A Vladmir's Offering
DO I WANT A GOOD ITEM THAT I MAY OR MAY NOT BE ABLE TO COMPLETE? GET AN Assault Cuirass
DO I WANT TO CARRY? GET A Desolator
DO I HAVE A PING OF 9000 AND CANNOT LAST HIT? GET A Battle Fury
DO I FEEL LIKE TIN MAN FROM WIZARD OF OZ? GET Heart of Tarrasque
DO I WANT A RIDICULOUS AMOUNT OF LIFESTEAL? GET A Satanic
DO I HAVE POCKETS FULL OF GOLD/ENEMY IMAGES? GET A Radiance
AM I A BALLER? GET Refresher Orb
DOES MY TEAM HAVE NO DISABLES? GET A Sange/Basher
AM I SEEING MORE RIVER/MANA LOSS ACTION THAN TOM SAWYER? GET A Bottle
AM I SEEING MUCH MANA LOSS ACTION AND WANT TO BE HARRY POTTER? GET A Magic Stick

FOR YOUR LEARNING PLEASURE, THE ITEMS ARE TIERED BY WHAT YOU SHOULD GET IN THE GUIDE

WHAT DO I DO IN A TEAM FIGHT?
1. LOCATE CLOSEST ENEMY THAT DOES SOMETHING IN THE FIGHT
2. ACTIVATE ARMLET
3. WRAITHFIRE BLAST HIM.
4. STAB HIM.
5. IF HE IS DEAD, GO TO STEP 6. ELSE, REPEAT 3 AND 4
6. GO TO STEP 1. IF THERE ARE NO ENEMIES LEFT, GO TO STEP 7
7. DEACTIVATE ARMLET.

(YOUR ACTUAL EXPERIENCE MAY VARY. YOU MAY NEED TO BKB OR REINCARNATE SOMEWHERE IN THAT AREA)

DOES SILENCE STOP ME FROM REINCARNATING?
NO.

AM I A BALLER?
DO YOU HAVE REFRESHER ORB?

I GOT A DIVINE RAPIER AFTER MY REFRESHER ORB
YOU ARE NOW BALLING OUT OF CONTROL

LATE GAME
SKILLS
16-25 WHATEVER THE **** IS LEFT

WHAT ITEMS SHOULD I GET?
CONSULT THE CHART. DO NOT GET BOTH DESOLATOR AND MJOLLNIR THOUGH. IT'S AGAINST THE RULES.

I FOLLOWED YOUR GUIDE AND I DIDN'T WIN!
BLAME YOUR TEAM.