The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog

The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog

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how to kill sonic efficiently and swiftly
By Dewey Buford
for the fastest thing alive, sonic is not fast enough to escape Death. Here's how to efficiently and swiftly kill our favorite blue hero.


Option 1 - the poison

sprinkle some fairy dust into his food. he won't even be able to tell!

Option 2 - Brute force

Sonic is known to escape some pretty frightening life or death situations, but I've never seen a hedgehog outrun a quick bludgeoning to the head! That'll surely get him.

Option 3 - Accident

Sonic fell... and died. That's all.. no one else was around so he just sorta bled out of course! Haha!


And those are some ways to kill Sonic the Hedgehog efficiently and swiftly!
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39 Comments
Celeste Scug 24 Apr @ 11:29am 
perfect
Rexnado01 4 Apr @ 7:35pm 
thanks man
c00lkidd from forsaken 14 Feb @ 7:59pm 
hi
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Bro solved a problem a Doctor couldn't.
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gutogenshas 20 Dec, 2024 @ 4:34pm 
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AnotherREDScout 23 Aug, 2024 @ 1:38pm 
i am thinking a blowdart would be efficient too