You might wonder what is a pocketsage, well pocket sage is a sage user in valorant who sits behind you and every time when you are shot or are really weak you need to bark and meow to get a heal. She also is your discord kitten. People who actually came here to look for that is cringe and are discord mods.

You should stop looking for discord kittens and you should go and hit the gym and get all lean like arnold once was(ugghhh his biceps make me hard aagghhh), when you are on your revenge ark and you're lean make your hot curvy body all oiled up and go play a csgo match, if you are thinking of going to play never think you can have fun there. There is always that one russian kid who screams so you have to muster all of your strenght and start screaming at him and callingg him a condom.

Every night when you come back from your hard day in the gym you need to throw your clothes away and get on your knees to start praying to the almighty lord Jesus Christ.

If you enjoyed this masterpiece of an guide drop a award if you hate russians or to support my orphanage.