Left 4 Dead 2

Left 4 Dead 2

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Why you should never give pills to injured teammates
By The Idiot and 2 collaborators
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Finders Keepers. If you found the pills, they are your rightful property.
If you find pills, and your teammate (who is on low health) asks for them, refuse to give them to him. Instead, turn to him, look him dead in the eyes and consume the entire bottle, regardless of whether or not you need to eat them.

You found the pills, they belong to you, who is he to ask for them? If he wanted to heal so badly, he should use his medkit. If he has already used his medkit, he should be vote kicked for being careless.

Consuming the whole pills may result in you being vote kicked. but this is simply cope from your teammates. You are always in the right, and they are always in the wrong.
19 Comments
shrimp lord 11 Aug, 2024 @ 3:55pm 
there's only 1 circumstance where you need to give pills to someone no matter what, if louis doesnt get his pills, he will enter his enraged form, gaining the power of a tank
ThaTylar 1 Aug, 2024 @ 7:33pm 
icecold has been watching everything-everywhere-all-at-once, saw some things, and wont stop thinking back to it. Also, only give pills if they are black and white. then locate the nearest grenade launcher and unload on them.
L9XYZ 31 Jul, 2024 @ 7:38pm 
Sigma NIck Grindset right there
Wong Edan 2 Jul, 2023 @ 2:09pm 
ambadeblou
Vladimir 18 Apr, 2023 @ 5:05pm 
CEDA blows
MaxD 18 Apr, 2023 @ 7:09am 
Based and "Pills here!"-pilled
Klonoa 15 Apr, 2023 @ 1:59am 
@simkus1992 no
Cat 8 Apr, 2023 @ 11:33am 
give your teammates pills to help you win 100x speed
Vladimir 7 Apr, 2023 @ 10:25am 
bill overbeck is so hot
renxakechisloppykissing 31 Mar, 2023 @ 2:25pm 
sounds like narcissism in the last sentence.. Nice!