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How to become pro at terraria
By Walter DeSanta
Step 1 buy the game whit your moms card
step 2 download the game
step 3 wait until you are finish getting scolded for buying game
step 4 launch the game
step 5 just play for like 1000000000000000000000000000000 hours
step 6 you will now become pro congratulations



yeyy!

(!) Everytime this guide gets awarded imma, make a new update small awards = small update big awards = BIG updates (!)
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Walter DeSanta
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Category: Co-op, Multiplayer
Languages: English
Posted
Updated
9 Mar, 2023 @ 9:53am
19 Mar, 2023 @ 9:31am
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Guide Index
Overview
how to not get scolded 
noo the card got declined 
what if i do something wrong 
can you update it plz?!?!?!?! 
how to get more big super pro uwu 
when was this last updated? :ugly_thinking_emoji: 
where is the beautifull creator from? 
did denmark really make lego 
WHO IS THE DOG ON YOUR LOGO 
what is the creators IQ? 
Is terraria good game? 
Can I become even MORE pro than i am already after following this?! 
NAME ME ON THIS GUIDE GIVE ME SHOUT OUT AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! 
Do i like dogs 
how to escape adoption ez 
Comments
how to not get scolded
yes this is impossible
noo the card got declined
DONT WORRY
you will cry for 21 days, then you try again now repeat this for 5 times if still declined try your dads if declined you are f'ed and you gonna cry for the rest of your life
what if i do something wrong
then sadly for you, you are going up for adoption but dont worry you get new parrent you can try it off :D
can you update it plz?!?!?!?!
ok daddy but read (!) Everytime this guide gets awarded imma, make a new update small awards = small update big awards = BIG updates (!)
how to get more big super pro uwu
you just repeat this uwu uwu uwu uwu
when was this last updated? :ugly_thinking_emoji:
This beautifull peace of sh*t was updated the 17th of march 21:08 / 9:08 PM CET (Central European timezone)
where is the beautifull creator from?
denmark denmark denmark im from denmark and here we are all crazy asf!
did denmark really make lego
yes yes yes skipididobdobdob yes yes yes take a sh*t on bob bob bob
WHO IS THE DOG ON YOUR LOGO
i dont give a fu*k because i just use google yes im big brain
what is the creators IQ?
The creators iq is about 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 trillion. Certified by specialized idiots
Is terraria good game?
Yes!
Can I become even MORE pro than i am already after following this?!
YES AND NO! Yes is because you get 99999999999999999999999999999999999x times more pro
if you buy a game to me thats on my steam wishlist


and you get 30x pro for each steam achievement you give me!
NAME ME ON THIS GUIDE GIVE ME SHOUT OUT AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Ok i will add me on discord i have beautifull discord logo yeah iknow

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yall see it now or are you blind? ok i put more I NEED TO MAKE SURE ALLRIGHT.

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Do i like dogs
yes
how to escape adoption ez
its so ez trust me just kill the people there how hard can it be so EZZ tbh!
27 Comments
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Walter DeSanta  [author] 25 Mar, 2023 @ 3:55am 
UPDATED
Dannyboy 20 Mar, 2023 @ 6:01pm 
Instructions unclear, accidentally told china's president he looked like winnie da pooh. He took my switch away :steamsad:
Snake_eyesssss 19 Mar, 2023 @ 11:10am 
are real dog?
Walter DeSanta  [author] 19 Mar, 2023 @ 9:32am 
UPDATED
Walter DeSanta  [author] 18 Mar, 2023 @ 1:19am 
i make the biggest update when this guide gets 3 MORE awards!:VBOY:
Walter DeSanta  [author] 18 Mar, 2023 @ 1:05am 
@KESWITTER yes.
Kitty 17 Mar, 2023 @ 8:14pm 
I played for 1000000000000000000000000000001 hours and I still noob.
KESWITER 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:14pm 
can I use my dads credit card for this to work?
Walter DeSanta  [author] 17 Mar, 2023 @ 1:11pm 
BIG UPDATE YESSS
Walter DeSanta  [author] 17 Mar, 2023 @ 1:11pm 
UPDATED