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Where is Pyro from?
By Câine
Ever wondered where Pyro from TF2 is from?

Now hear me out, it may sound stupid and I might be delusional, BUT....

What if he's Canadian?
   
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Category: Characters, Classes, Multiplayer, Secrets, Story or Lore
Languages: English
Class: Pyro
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21 Feb, 2023 @ 10:25am
21 Feb, 2023 @ 10:38am
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The Big Brain Theory 
CONCLUSION!!11!1! 
scuffd cnadion flag 
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The Big Brain Theory
Listen listen, he's got an ice-skating taunt, right?
And Canadians are known for figure ice-skating and ice-hockey.

Here proof:

Besides that, he's got cozy and feminine looking cosmetics.
Hell, we also know that all he sees is rainbows and candies when he's killing people.

Dooble proof:


COINCIDENCE? I THNK NUT!!
CONCLUSION!!11!1!
You know who're men that love rainbows, candies and feminine things a lot? Femboys!!!
You know where the OG Femboys originate from? CANADA!!!

I don't wanna put up pictures of Canadian Femboys ._.
Use your imagination, save me a brain cell <3

Therefore Pyro is a Canadian Femboy, mystery solved!!2!!!11!!1!!
Thank you for coming to my highly intellectual and definitely not pointless TedTalk.

scuffd cnadion flag


DISCLAIMER!
This research paper was made on high amounts of sugar and sleep-deprivation!1!
34 Comments
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soda can 5 Mar, 2023 @ 12:03pm 
beach ack mudder hudder!
Câine  [author] 5 Mar, 2023 @ 4:30am 
nah
soda can 2 Mar, 2023 @ 12:30pm 
deez nuts! drink me ;]
landonzane 27 Feb, 2023 @ 11:49am 
ok but is Canada even real
Câine  [author] 26 Feb, 2023 @ 12:15pm 
!!!!!111!!1!!!!1!!!!11!!!!11!1!1111
Raine Daine 26 Feb, 2023 @ 10:22am 
rEaL mOmEnT!!!!11!!1111!
Câine  [author] 26 Feb, 2023 @ 8:53am 
Mus1cb0x, source?
I'm genuinely curious to read more about that.
Kλii 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:37am 
canadian real
Musicbox 26 Feb, 2023 @ 5:33am 
Pyro is a man from Chicago who moved to Texas where he met the Engineer. After a interview going as expected with some but mostly no results only being that he enjoys fire he was hired as a mercenary with the engineer vouching for him. Much more has to be found about his identity and his past. The only thing that is certain is that the mask and the suit are a Mann.co product that were give to him per his skill of fire type weapons such as his flamethrower.
Personal Sauron 25 Feb, 2023 @ 3:39pm 
the pyro is Albanian