JUMP out of bed and I head for the grapenuts
Eat em quick or they soggy and that sucks
Trying to find a clean pair of socks and a shirt
Still sporting the same drawers even though they hurt
In the fridge, there's a Faygo, it tastes ill
'cause it's flatter then a ♥♥♥♥♥ on a big wheel
I got a few money back and a little change
So I'm heading to the store when the phone rings
"What up man, check it out, I know this ♥♥♥♥♥
She's got another friend with her and her dad's rich
If we find us a ride out to Wyandotte
guaranteed, we can ♥♥♥♥ em both on the spot"

Oh ♥♥♥♥, let me call Bill Bill
I wanna let my nuts through the windmill
He ain't home, ♥♥♥♥, I'll call Mike Clark
'Cause I know he can get the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Skylark
He said he can, but he's broke and it needs gas
But I wanna buy these Faygo, think fast
I know my brother Jump Steady's got a few bones
But that's going through his ♥♥♥♥ when he ain't home
Never mind J, Legs loaned me a ten
No need to get punched in your head again

Tell Mike to scoop me up right away
And it's Faygo and neden hoes all day
♥♥♥♥ yeah, I throw my Pro Wings on my feet
Lock the house, and wait for 'em in the street
I wish I had a piece of gum or something, ♥♥♥♥
My mouth still kind of tastes Grape-Nuts
Here they come, nope, wasn't them
Seems like the same car's driving by again
It pulls up, "Hey man, you're outta luck"
What, what ya say man? *Gunshot* "♥♥♥♥"