Are you an ass man or a boobs man?
If it's about you, then I'm an ass and a titties guy. You look to good to be true.

Can you see yourself dating a younger woman?
If we get along just fine, then age is just a number for me.

Do you come here often?
Whenever I have the time. I usually come here twice a week.

Does my ass look big in these pants?
Are you kidding me? Your ass is magnificent!

Do you have a girlfriend? I would love to make her jealous.
Actually, I'm meeting her in 5 minutes.

Do you like music?
Sure. I like all kinds of music.

Do you like what I'm wearing?
Oh my god! I can see your guitar tattoo. Wow! is all I can say.

Do you live alone?
I live with my best friend from college. We have the same interests, plus I'm not alone all the time.

Do you play any instruments?
No, but I'm fascinated with live bands. I think they deserve more then what they get.

Do you prefer making love or having sex?
Sex is more passionate than love making, right?

Hello, baby! How it's going?
Hey sexy! I'm doing good now that you're here.

Hey, stud? What are you up to?
I was thinking that I was going to do stuff, but no inspiration.

How often do you masturbate?
As much as I can, it's natural and you get to know yourself by doing it.

How you feel about masturbation?
I think it's normal for a guy to masturbate as often as he has the time.

If a girl was willing to try anal, would you do it?
Yeah, sure. I've tried it a few times now. A girl with your sexy ass should try it.

I have a groupie who is stalking me. What do you think I should do about it?
Show him to me. I'll take care of him. Nobody is messing with you from now on.

I like a man who takes charge. What do you do to be a real man?
I would spank your ass and talk to your dirty.

I love the way you dress. What's your style?
It can be anything you like. I catch new trends real quick.

It's so hot outside. I think I'll go to the beach for a skinny-dipping.
Let's go to the Juicy Bar ! They have ice cold drinks!

What are you looking for in a girl?
I'd love a dirty girl who you can party with all day and have sex all night.

What do you do for work?
I travel a lot and invest in people's ideas.

What is your biggest fear?
Fear is for the weak and the poor.

What is your favorite type of sports?
I love Beach Volleyball. I think girls playing this are so energetic.

What is your plan in case of an apocalypse?
I'll just grab my girl, and go as far as I can. I shouid keep her safe at all times.

Where do you like to hang out?
I like bars and clubs. You meet all kinds of people there.

If I've missed a question or wrote the wrong answer feel free to roast me in the comments.