Counter-Strike 2

Counter-Strike 2

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CSGO: How to Stop Being a Loser
By Senor Guatemala
CSGO: How to Stop Being a Loser

Step 1: Stop thinking you got the skill. You don't; a five-year-old from Pakistan with sh*t wifi will kick your goofy *ss.

Step 2: Start to work out. Nobody wants a fat r*tard playing csgo. Go to the gym and get gains.

Step 3: Go outside. I know, f*cking shocking. You need to go touch grass at least once per hour every day.

Step 4: Warning, this one is hard: take a shower. Your crusty skin needs a wash every other day.

Step 5: Move out of the basement from your moms house and live on your own.

Step 6: Once you became a f*cking human again, finally use an aim trainer to fix your aim and hit the headshots.

You're welcome. Like comment and share this sh*t.

Steam staff before you do anything, this legit is a guide. I did say to use an aim trainer to fix aim for csgo. So with all the sh*t taking consideration, the guidelines weren't broken.
   
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13 Comments
slime business 18 Feb, 2023 @ 5:23pm 
needed that
Senor Guatemala  [author] 2 Feb, 2023 @ 1:56pm 
shashumga
CRISTIANO RONALDO 2 Feb, 2023 @ 1:48pm 
Pakistan supremacy:autozakOMON:
Djxrno 1 Feb, 2023 @ 6:40pm 
w
Skep 1 Feb, 2023 @ 7:11am 
fax but bro i already do all these xD
VNessBee 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:08am 
Very helpful guide, changed my life. 10/10 would recommend :cmwz:
S A R K A R ☂ 31 Jan, 2023 @ 5:22am 
N I C E :crtlightning::steamthumbsup::crtlightning:
Marie 30 Jan, 2023 @ 8:10am 
Aww<3
◈𝖅𝖇𝖔𝖇𝖔◈ 30 Jan, 2023 @ 6:01am 
:aahealth: