Welcome. If you are reading this you are either BORED or someone who never played WarioTM Land 4 (for the GBA [Gameboy Advance]). In this guide you will know everything about this Italian fellow and how to perform sexy moves!! So, be ready to take notes and use cool swag things while playing this wonderful game.

PEPINNO. Move him with ARROW KEYS. He kind of slow, right? Well, get ready to JUMP with spacebar (or Z if you did not edit controls SMH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!). That's it.

ofc there is more, idiot. we have a lot of things like... GRABBING! use GRAB to get your fellow enemies and CRUSH THEM INTO LITTLE PIECES AND MAKE THEIR LIVES SUFFERING AND HORRORS. To grab press X and then while grabbing press any button that isnt down. Why? Because if you press down you drop it like normal*
THERE IS ALSO the sexy move called: DASH.
With dash you can disfrash and crush block. we hate block. WE ALL DO. hold SHIFT to dash and DASH DADH DSUANFUIAENGUIEWIUGNIM. with enough speed you can BREAK BLOCK. press UP while DASHING and you will do SUPER MARIO JUMP. it jumps (really high).
Press down while DASH and you will crawl ball. you can get to tiny places (1 block).
Yeah i will talk about comboing soon

Press UP and GRAB to do a HIGH JUMP!!!!!!!!!!!
Press TAUNT and UP to do a SUPER TAUNT (it kills EVERYONE on the screen) IF YOU HAVE X-RAY the electricity around you.
HOLD UP and TAUNT to do the epic hiphop moves. ITS COOL!
While SUPER JUMPING, you can cancel out of it in the middle of the air by pressing DASH and LEFT/RIGHT.
theres more sexy moves but i'll let you discover them. these are for people to learn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! have fun pizaing

(default controls:
go back/grab = X
select/jump = Z
taunt/sex = C
pause/stop playing = escape)