SpiderHeck

SpiderHeck

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By Garfeef
how to not die from the baked beans
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Don't do these things in Spiderheck
1. dont touch the baked beans even if they look yummy
2. dont touch the long stick as you cannot shove it up your ass (i have already tried)
3.dont get shot by the shiny thing as it is sunlight and nobody touches it
4. dont touch the yellow men (despickle me)
Do these things in Spiderheck
1.do have sex with men only (women are weird)
2.do stay inside because touching grass might give you an overdose of normalcy (your heart will fail)
3. do eat doritos and mountain dew to get more skilled at spoderhell
4. do kill people and eat their skin
Congratulations you won at Spiderheck
My guide was very helpful and you may now have relations with femboys
27 Comments
Hmenija2 16 Jan @ 7:36pm 
Check, now "friends" with many ultrakill players :steamthumbsup:
Tylertothekore 22 Dec, 2024 @ 5:36pm 
i do all those :steamthumbsup:
mega knight 7 Nov, 2024 @ 2:09am 
you forgot no water, just pure dr pepper or mt dew, straight syrup
Agallic 25 Sep, 2024 @ 7:44pm 
I do
ham |HAM MAFIA| 4 Sep, 2024 @ 7:04am 
genuine question, who actually plays spiderheck currently?
ChickenTender 6 May, 2024 @ 2:48pm 
outstanding guide. very helpful
V1 20 Mar, 2024 @ 6:01pm 
instructions unclear already touched grass and im fine
cheesey 23 Jan, 2024 @ 1:55pm 
I EAT SKIN
SomeRandomBoiii 23 Nov, 2023 @ 8:31am 
tried it, very helpfull :battleheck:
ihooi9009 18 Nov, 2023 @ 4:53pm 
epic