Step 1a: Install Discord, then click the compass on the left side of the screen. Then search up "Garry's Mod." You will then encounter a goofy looking guy with a green check-mark, click on that, go to general and talk about how gigantic the thing in-between your legs are, this will cause everyone to get jealous and try to prove you wrong. You've now easily made 10 friends!

If you are like me and enjoy small servers with ~175 members then try and find an invite to a Garry's mod server, Bing probably does the best job of locating servers this size. Once in the server wait until someone is online, servers like this can often be more dead. Once you find someone online, start acting really, really like you want some... cake.... 😋🤤 Sure enough a femboy will come rushing out. You've now got some girls!!!!!!.. kinda..

If you aren't satisfied with your new found femboy and instead want the real touch of a woman, what you first want to do is you want to no-clip into a shower, install windows, go outside and talk to some people irl.

If you want to keep your my little pony glue jars... that isn't actually glue you just tell people that... then go to amazon and buy an anime body pillow. Then start screaming very poor japenese outside until you get a restraining order

There! Now you are finished... you have friends and girls... you are the ultimate being, muahahaha 😨😨😈