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➖➖➖➖🟪➖ now or else you will be the next victom
1. Find a tree or a vertical branch you can hold comfortably with both hands
2. Remove pants and underwear.
3. Take a piss as a separate action before the shit as to not piss on your pants or underwear.
4. Squat down with a firm grip on the tree. (Aim for as deep of a squat as possible. If agile, dig a hole first.
5. At this point your body is going to almost without help completely empty your bowels with the resulting sense of relief being uncompareable with anything else.
6. Wipe with what you have available. (Paper, leaves, moss, closes squirell)
7. Get up and admire your work before burying or covering well to avoid the accidental shitstep