And here we see the rare n wonderously endangered species: sea-bread, in it's natural habitat: france's water. As we can clearly see; the bread is busy guarding his young and so therefore threatening the camerawoman in response. Due to the complexity of its defensive strategies of floating, it can do none other but distract the (french) camerawoman with it's frenchness. (the frenchy presence of the bread attracts all those who are french). Inorder to make the most of this rare oppotunity, Texlow (our film director) is carefully touching the camerawoman's butt, as he'd never get this chance again in his life. As this is a once in a life time oppotunity.