Remember there are many different kinds of ceiling fans! You must find the perfect one for you! There are so many to choose from!

Alright, so you need to first find a ceiling fan that is readily available in your house. Unfortunately if you are poor and don't have any ceiling fans in your house, you can always steal one or go down to home depot and either steal or buy the ceiling fans there. Personally I recommend the stealing option especially if you are poor.



Now if your like me and need some epic theme music when stealing stuff I got some epic music suggestions from a 90s video game based off of James Bond.


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5e2KbfYa_I&

Unfortunately this doctor is located in McCall Idaho and most steam users probably have no idea what Idaho is or only know Idaho for that fact that we produce the most potatoes out of every state. WERE THE F*CKING GEM STATE! Anyway if you want your ceiling fan penis you must go to this doctor in McCall Idaho. You can get there by flying to the Boise airport and then driving to McCall. Or do what Family guy did and drive from Rhode Island all the way to the North West.

Heres where McCall is on google maps

Good luck getting there! By the way the procedure cost $50,000 and if you don't have that money go to California and rob everyone. I F*CKING HATE CALIFORNIA

Alright now that you got your very own ceiling fan and you are at the doctor, you can officially begin the process of replacing the penis with the ceiling fan. By the way you get extra credit if you have one of those massive ceiling fans like the ones at Costco. Anyway the doctor will put you to sleep and will cut off your penis and stick a ceiling fan into the hole and do some weird attachment doodaddy stuff I'm not really sure. Remember that these doctors are extremely skilled at this procedure.


Also the ceiling fan that replaced your Penis will be functional and will spin and keep you cool during the summer. You will need it, Idaho summers can be pretty hot sometimes. Look at how happy this man is with his Ceiling fan penis!

Well I hope you enjoyed my guide on how to get a ceiling fan penis. I hope to see more folk with ceiling fan penises soon! Also who agrees that Markiplier should come to Idaho and get a Ceiling Fan penis?