NO SECRET ACHIEVEMENTS GIVE ANY AWARD
11/The first one's always free.: Click on the achievement.
12/Just in case.: Save manually 100 times.
13/It pays to have respect. Press the F key on your keyboard.
14/So do I.: Import "IEATASS".
15/Do a barrel roll!: Import "DOABARRELROLL".
17/30 Lives.: Press the following keys in order: Up arrow, up arrow, down arrow, down arrow, left arrow, right arrow, left arrow, right arrow, B key, A key, enter.
18/Do you feel lucky? Well do ya punk?: Luck based. While offline, you have a 1 in 100 thousand chance to get it.
23/Stop right there criminal scum!: Perform any method of opening the console on your dev ice (For example, on Windows, Ctrl+Shift+C)
24/Real news.: Click on a news ticker which tells you to click on it.
25/Shhh... It's a secret.: Import any of the following: Design, Christmas, Finnish, confused, Nicolas, galactic, work, bliss, blind, stellar, blob.
31/You should download some more RAM. Set your update rate to 200 milliseconds.
33/A sound financial decision.: Go to the shop tab and click the "Buy More" button.
36/While you were away... Nothing happened.: Wait 16 minutes and 40 seconds offline without making any progress.
37/You followed the instructions.: Import "save" in the Import Save tab or (progress required) import "tree" as a study tree.
38/Knife's edge: Go to settings and click cancel on the the RESET THE GAME tab after typing in the phrase.
41/That dimension doesn't exist: Press the 9 key.
44/Are you statisfied now?: Open the statistics tab for 15 minutes.
47/ALT+: Go to options, click modify visible tabs, and hide all of the tabs possible.

16/Do you enjoy pain?: Use a painful notation for 10 minutes with at least 1 eternity. Examples of painful notations are standard, brackets, emoji, blind, and imperial, but there are more.
21/Go study in real life instead.: Purchase an invisible time study to the left of study 11.
22/Deep Fried: Buy 100 thousand galaxies in emoji notation. (Dunno which kind if any)
26/You're a failure.: Fail an eternity challenge 10 times.
27/It's not called matter dimensions is it?: Get Infinite matter.
28/Nice.: Enter 69 into any autobuyer text box.
32/Less than or equal to 0.001.: Infinity or Eternity in 0.001 seconds or less.
34/You do know how these work, right?: Respec an empty study tree.
35/Should we tell them about buy max...: Buy tickspeed a total of 100,000 times.
42/SHAME ON ME: Attempt to use Eternity Challenge 12 to speed up time.
43/A cacophonous chorus: Have only music glyphs equipped.
45/This dragging is dragging on: Drag a perk for a minute.
46/For a rainy day: Store a day of real time.
48/Stack overflow: Have more automator errors than lines of automator code.

These achievements are unobtainable and are here for bonus informaton.
Dip the antimatter: Lower the window size.
Professional Bodybuilder: Get all dimension autobuyer bulk amount to 1e100/10 DTg.