Video Horror Society

Video Horror Society

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VHS Monster stereotypes for some reason
By worst game ever
DISCLAIMER: this "guide" was not meant to be taken seriously. If you want to use it as an excuse for bullying then I will find you and I will eat you (except if your target is a dollmaster main).
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W.A.R.T.
WART suffers from the beginner's killer syndrome, so people who play him are going to be either newbies who launched the game and will probably get afraid of everything since you cannot approach survivors like in dbd and not get punished for doing so OR insane monster mains with over 200 hours in the game that are aware that they actually playing the most versatile monster in the game. If you ever wondered how you can tell each other apart, check if they have deafen. All pro warts use deafen, like, ALL OF THEM. And probably the rest of act 3 mutations since they are "meta". It's actually quite funny how hellbent made the last ones the most worth using. Oh, and there is nothing in between, either a new player or a sweatlord.
Werewolf
Werewolf has become a basic ♥♥♥♥♥ these days since there is no brain in pressing two buttons and basically getting a free hit, hence it is so obnoxious to play against her. The ones that abuse the ♥♥♥♥ out of this and know their distances are most likely sweatlords, but for everyone else they will be playing overly safe and not going for direct confrontations even with a single teen if their crutch button is on cooldown. Remember to spam shock spheres against them since they will most likely try to stop them with howl, but little do they know that you cannot break an already launched shock sphere. Just... play another monster, ffs. (not the dollmaster tho)
Dollmaster
Now, say that with me. "If I am a doll master main, I am a sweaty tryharder, fun hater, camper tunneller and rift stealer ♥♥♥♥♥ who ends games in five minutes, gets no exp points and no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥." What you gonna say now? Teens are not expereinced enough? I've already made a tutorial against this particular monster, but, mate, these guys will camp + tunnel the ♥♥♥♥ out of teens even if someone DCs (I wonder why they don't want to play against you). Like, enough of my passive aggression, solo queue dollmasters are the most abysmal thing in the world, worse than werewolf actually. If you are an average player, you will not get fun going against this guy. They will sweat, and you have to sweat even harder in order to even get a single stigma and also pray that your teammates know how to properly counter him.

just don't play this game at that point
Deathwire
Now, DW is the choice of competent players, barely you see any new player as a DW. At the first glance you might think: "well, this is just a werewolf 2 electric boogaloo" and then get stomped, but this time it is actually fun to play against him because you have your teammates that you can sandbag and also his shock is not gonna affect all players at once unless they really insist in sticking to each other (or don' know the counterplay). Like, the counterplay potential for DW is significantly higher than for the rest of monsters since it actually requires a monster to aim his shot and not just press E to win the game, but it takes time to get used to his counterplay and stuff.
Anomaly
If you're playing anomaly you have 2 to 5 friends who also play VHS and you are probably a good team in matchmaking. Also your party has made an among us joke about your monster at least once.
Conclusion
So that's it, more to come probably. Even tho I said to not take it seriously, it kinda became a DM mains rant, but I am not sorry at all, this is a joke post anyway. Stay tuned for the full anomaly update once it gets released on matchmaking, and have a good one.
1 Comments
[ 21 Jan, 2023 @ 2:28pm 
As a dm main i approve of the dm sterotype, ( i end games in 2 mins)