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The Way Of The Fist: A Starter Guide (V 1.01)
By Internaut
The way of the bare knuckle, only Chads and Masochist will enjoy this art
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How do I get started? :)
Compared to the META builds of whatever the hell, it's quite simple and even FREE!

Now What do I need?


Optionally


COOKING RECIPE FOR SUFFERING Pugilism
1. Pick a class you'd want to roll with (honestly anything works if you try hard enough.)
2. Join a game
3. TAKE OFF YOUR WEAPONS, if you're starting you might want to try a shield if you can't dodge.
4. (optional) TAKE OFF YER' CLOTHES FOR THE SPEED, boots and gloves are fine since they don't slow you down much and can even help you.
5. Smile and DEAL YOUR FIST OF FURY

Following the steps should make you look like this:
What Do I DO?!?!
  • PUNCH THE FACE (Preferably) and DISCOMBOBULATE
  • Dodge/Block, Seriously learn attack patterns of mobs
or you'll end up like this in no time

If you follow those steps you should knock em out after a few rounds and be the victor.

After further multi-classing,
Fist are aided by class abilities and stat boost, MEANING YOU CAN BECOME A STRONGER LAD WITH THE RIGHT ABILITIES, utilizing certain classes gives you certain edges compared to the Chad no Upgrades Needed. But hey, those abilities could lead you to the dream of winning that 1v3 against a tryhard squad.

And If I see players?
If you don't like the PacisFIST ways or maybe they're out for blood, you're next bet would be to either FIGHT OR FLIGHT or maybe both?

THE FATHER METHOD: FLIGHT
Since you're probably naked, you got a good chance to outrun them. 'less it's a damn Rogue and you're not one. Either way leg it to safety if you can.

The DRUNK FATHER METHOD: FIGHT
  • (THE MOST IMPORTANT OPTIONAL STEP) BUY BEER BEFORE GOING INTO A DUNGEON
  • LET LOOSE AND SHOW THEM YOUR FREEBIRD SOLO PLAYED BY FIST

WITH GROUNDBREAKING FIELD TESTING, A NEW STRATEGY HAS COME
Introducing....

SHIELD N FISTIN' PLAYERS

Combining the powers of both dads' abilities, a new method has been documented

The power to block attacks is key to surviving more than 1-2 hits from someone that sees free loot from a naked pinata, you'll be able to still right hook them while guarding with your left for a fairer fight than being slashed down normally. If you're faster you can probably try to land a hit and back up while blocking and outmaneuvering them.

Conclusion
The way of the fist wasn't just about the treasure, but the friends and painful experiences you'll make along the way of the fist-er and becoming a fist-him/her/ist


May the devs see the value of adding something like a caestus or a monk skill, or maybe keeping it the way it is, For the Insane of us trying to punch a skeleton wizard to death
And the Waffle house Fight Club Shall Live on.



And the Most Important thing,
Have fun.

Update Log
  • V 1.01 - Added New Shield Fighting & Abilities Documentation + Updated Fight Club Photo
5 Comments
Internaut  [author] 25 Dec, 2022 @ 8:00pm 
good on ya'
Ashen1 25 Dec, 2022 @ 7:30pm 
gonna do it
The Jerker 25 Dec, 2022 @ 6:31pm 
truly a masterpiece of literature
EVIL WIZARD KAT 25 Dec, 2022 @ 4:06pm 
Ah, the age old story, a bunch of masochists who someday will go down in history as some of the most terrifying players to go up against.
Internaut  [author] 25 Dec, 2022 @ 4:11am 
Yes :praisesun: