Choo-Choo Charles

Choo-Choo Charles

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You are alone on a train island
By Mischnuss in China
You are alone on a train island, and you better watch out. The train might haunt you, it may taunt you and it may f*ck you up real good. So you better watch out. Here on this island trains are different. The have special needs. So you better take some precautions.
The train has a mouth. And not to have a chitchat with you. »Why do you have such a big mouth?« I asked. The train answered: »HOOOOOOOOOOOOONK«. It was its native language, but I will translate it for you. The whole discussion can be translated as following:
"Oh, train, what big ears you have!" - "All the better to hear you with." - "Oh, train, what big eyes you have!" - "All the better to see you with." - "Oh, train, what big hands you have!" - "All the better to grab you with!" - "Oh, train, what a horribly big mouth you have!" - "All the better to eat you with!" And with that he jumped out of bed, jumped on top of poor little (Red Riding Hood) you, and ate her up.

This was a true story. All of this can be found in the book and the movie adaption »Murder on the (Orient) Tomas Express«, as well as in the multiple nominated movie »Train to (Busan) Sodor«.

   
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6 Comments
wagnertoni247 22 Dec, 2022 @ 12:58pm 
RUN!!!!!!
76561199403345049 21 Dec, 2022 @ 5:46am 
run
goof 17 Dec, 2022 @ 10:41am 
yes.
SeaBassSeeSaw 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:41pm 
Scary As HECK
lego benjamin 10 Dec, 2022 @ 7:07am 
dang proud of you
hxrvey 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:21am 
lol