Dialtown: Phone Dating Sim

Dialtown: Phone Dating Sim

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How to date The Local Hobo (AKA God)
By korbandallas12
How to date the c00test p00ch in Dialtown, H O B O (AKA God)
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Step 1
Much like Ticket Jerry, you can't actually date Hobo (AKA God).
Step 2
Spend all your money on the Hobo's (AKA God) magic wares.
Part 3
Become homeless after barking furiously at Hobo's (AKA God) lack of house.
The End (again)
Hope you followed along as precisely as possible for maximum effectiveness.

Drop some more Steam Points if you enjoyed and I'll see you next time when I show you how to escape the clutches of Theoroar Roosevelt.
2 Comments
RhainyDaze 28 Nov, 2023 @ 1:11pm 
this was very helpful thanks for the tutorial
thunk 6 Jan, 2023 @ 3:27pm 
this was one of the guides of all time