For Honor

For Honor

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By Svoroda
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Step 1 : recognizing the problem you are currently affected with
If you have played the "video game" For Honor for more then 500 hours or more for the worst case, there is a very large chance of developping a brain eating bacteria named : "F. Brainum Shrinkerar Stupidus" or in full name : Forhonoria Brainum Shrinkerar Stupidus".

This is a very dangerous bacteria responsible for the wide arrays of symptoms the average For Honor player may experience.

Background : Originally discovered by an Ukranian Scientist named "Samuyil Hyde" in July 19th 2022, he was tasked by a commanding officer to analyse a disarmed biologic bomb made by the Russians planning to detonate it in a nearby village. The origin of the dangerous Bacteria has been traced back to a very famous game named "For Honor" developped by the Ubisoft Studios. The Bacteria is like nothing we have ever seen. This bacteria has adapted to be able to use the internet as a main way to find a suitable host to infect, reproduce, and spread.The bacteria has been affiliated to a new strand that is called "cyber bacterias".

If you have been Diagnosed with F. Brainum Shrinkerar Stupidus, and have different symptoms, feel free to comment under this guide to let our experts know if you have a new variation.

* Picture of Samuyil Hyde, a very famous Ukrainian scientist.


Step 2 : Information and symptoms of the Bacteria
To recognize this new Bacteria, An X-Ray scan of the brain is necesary in the earliest stages, like picture A (on the left side). But sadly, in the latest stages of the infection, it is sadly very noticeable, as the bacteria changes the organic and bones structures to change their hosts, like picture B (on the right side). On Picture A, we have a patient in the earliest stages of the Bacteria spread. In Picture B, we have a patient in the terminal phase, which had to be sedated because of the excessive violence they will inflict on anything they see. there are 4 stages of this pathogen :



Stage 1 : The patient will start to be incoherent, he will start getting irritated, angry, and sometimes in the worst cases, start physical violence on computers.

Stage 2 : The patient will sometimes hear or see hallucinations, such as Lines and moves from the Heroes of the game "For Honor". A good example would be visual hallucinations of "Kensei", "Dodge attacking" the patient without stopping, with mentions of "emote spams" randomly heard by the patient.

Stage 3 : this is where it becomes dangerous, the patient will actively go online, insulting other For Honor players, participate in acts of mockery : (Such as "Emote Spam, playing "cancer", playing "bad characters" and other Vilainous behaviors).

The patient may also, if he is an Pr0n addict, extensively search and commission artists to draw "Rule 34" of their favorite characters. The patient, if by this stage, has no access to For Honor, excess anger will start to manifest. Level of violence of the patients depends on the individual.

Stage 4 : this is where the patient is either euthanized, or kept for research. The bacteria, rooting the host to the game, will start to alter organic and bone structures, to make it more hospitable for spread, often causing regression of the brain size, intelligence and testosterone. As the Bone structure changes, the face of the Subject also does, in an horrendous way, to make it look like a "monkey with Trisomy 21" mutliple scientists noted.

With the physical appearances and internal damage made, the personnality changes, or rather, dies entirely, and is replaced with a very primitive and violent instinct instead. Consciousness dies in subjects, and the only undamaged part that is intact, is the knowledge and skill of the host in said game, perhaps intended by the pathogen, to keep it's host ingame, and to further spread the bacteria.

Symptoms :

The symptoms written have been studied intensely, and have hypothesized that the different symptoms are coming from specified locations in the subject's brain. It is a cluster of similar Bacterias, all from the same family of the Brain Eating Bacteria.

1 : Berzerkam Highspamam, Bacteria causing the Following : diziness, brain fog,
headaches and urge to spin endlessly


2 : Piratom Retardus, Bacteria causing the following : loss of IQ, loss of empathy, loss of rational thinking, shrinkage of the brain and causes intense insomnias.

3 : Raidae Noskillov, Bacteria causing the following : further loss of IQ, Violent tendencies, memory loss, (that can further worsen into azheimer's), urge to Humps, increase in sex drive, increase production of facial hair around the chin and neck areas.

4 : Kensis Dumbassit, Bacteria causing the following : urge to take drugs, urge to crab walk very fast, urge to watch anime, urge to self pleasure while watching hentai, urge to spin in circles without stopping, loss of common sense, inclined to repeat the same activities over and over, even when faced by obstacles.

5 : Aramushittus lightspammus, Bacteria causing the following : urge to throw random fast moves
over and over until exhaustion, urge to cross arms, symptoms of ghost limbs, further loss of rationnal thinking.


This is the list of the Pathogens responsible for what we can call : "The For Honor Infection". We will now speak about the other colors and numbers, which are what the bacterias are actively changing, not too far from the brain and skull.

6 : Noticeable shrinkage of the brain, which can go as small as 10cm / 3.9 Inches, this is caused by the release of a toxic gaz not yet identified, pushing the brain, while releasing a substance, melting the brain and forming a "small brain". The reason why is not known yet, we theorise it is perhaps an attempt to remove the chances of the host realising the infection and trying to be saved.

7 : Very noticeable expansion as well as deformations of the skull structure, the Bacterias heavily thickens the Skull and increase by 300% the fat production of the Patients.

8 : change of the Structure of the Teeth, closely ressembles the result of poor mouth hygiene of an average person living in England. Perhaps a byproduct of the bacteria's substance, making the infected patient crave very sugary sodas.

and of courses, the main symptom : addiction to the game "For Honor" (357x more addictive and powerful then fentanyl and derived heroin products.)




Step 3 : how to cure it
Well, as it may seem like an hardcore bacteria, who has a good chance of ending civilisation, the cure couldn't be any simpler.

As the Bacteria feeds off the Toxicity coming from the game, having the host uninstalling it, will cure the patient, as long as they didn't reach stage 4.

If a member of your family or loved ones have possession of a digital or physical copy of the game, we would highly recommend you to confiscate the account or physical copy containing the game, as it will simply starve the bacteria to death.

How to dispose of a physical For Honor copy ?

very simple, you can bring it to the closest government facility for incineration, to proceed, place the copy or infected SSD/HDD/other into a plastic bag, using gloves and a mask, close tightly with ductapes and knots. And bring it to the closest government facility (you will recognize where to bring it thanks to a special logo on the building, see picture for more detail).

another way, if you fear handling a contaminated harddrive, you can call a special foundation called "SCP Foundation" that will gladly send an agent to dispose of the contaminated hard drive for you.

Under no way, you are allowed to incinerate or dispose in any mean necessary by yourself, contact the SCP foundation for more information.


How to dispose of a digital For Honor copy ?

even simpler, you need to engage in a typical uninstall process (see picture for how to proceed on steam). And it is done, the game can only be spread, if it is present inside your disk, otherwise it is safe to have it on your account. Confiscation of the account is necessary if you, or others cannot resist reinstalling the game, out of dependance. You should resist this urge at all times, thank you, and stay safe. Believe in the Foundation.






Honorable Mentions :
Here is the trivia around the Virus, added by it's readers, whether it is doctors, patients, or scientists. Donators (while it cannot be verified), will be at least, honored with their donations on here :

Reviews :

Patient "The Twerk Master 2.o" : Thank you this guide has made me not depressed anymore and sane again.

Donators of our Research Program :

Ephrodite

Traveler

Brother Warren

and perhaps others, please manifest in the comment section if you want to be here if you donated.

Documentation made by other Doctors/Scientists :

Research of the Doctor "cG.vahnn" : Independent studies in my home lab have discovered that closing your eyes and muting the game when your Hero's HP reaches 0 can deprive the bacteria of vital sustenance, in this case emote spam, quick chat spam, and overly long executions. While not a cure, it can delay the progression of the virus for prolonged periods, possibly up to indefinitely, though these results are as yet unverified by other experiments.

note of our science team : it has been found that the bacteria, actually feeds from the connection to the eyes and the screen/s used by the potential hosts to spread. While mouse and keyboard/gamepad contact are relatively safe,

(but please refrain from testing, as it is very dangerous to do it yourself, only professionals like us and Dr cG.vahnn should proceed with experimentation.)

the activating factor is the presence himself of the host in the game. While it delays the spreading, studies found today at around 18:24 / 06:24 PM | UTC +1, that it sadly doesn't indefinitely delays the spread. But please, be adviced that if you cannot remove yourself from the game, trying this method will surely help you, at least until the time you get help from either your friends/family, or a professional agent of the Foundation.













37 Comments
Svoroda  [author] 28 Apr, 2023 @ 2:35pm 
we're hoping for the others to eventually stop playing and destroying this awful virus ! (idk, i stopped playing in 2022)
valentinsanchezfa 28 Apr, 2023 @ 11:43am 
Im reading this post when I actually have 412,5 hs and I stopped playing in 2020. I stopped just in time but im still sad for the ones who didnt stop!
Now being serious, is there still people who play? I really like the game but last time I played I waited like 30 mins for a game haha
Svoroda  [author] 18 Feb, 2023 @ 7:39am 
please proceed to your nearest SCP Foundation Building for evaluation of the Contamination, as long as you're not stage 4, it should be cureable.
Pectoral Paladin 17 Feb, 2023 @ 8:49pm 
I have 1,000 hours but I uninstalled for honor and I'm going outside, how long do I have to live
GLOCK RIVERS 13 Feb, 2023 @ 1:06am 
Its too late for me.
Pectoral Paladin 12 Feb, 2023 @ 1:45pm 
FUCK
Svoroda  [author] 12 Feb, 2023 @ 6:19am 
i'm affraid not
Pectoral Paladin 11 Feb, 2023 @ 7:23pm 
i main highlander, does that make me based and uninfected
Svoroda  [author] 11 Feb, 2023 @ 1:54pm 
yes
Matiz friend :3 11 Feb, 2023 @ 1:37pm 
If I'm on a carrousel and i spin very fast do i get symptoms of the disease? P.S. I main kensei and berserker