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How to roleplay as an Australian in Project Zomboid
By SGT Krilla
So you want to pretend to be an Australian, here's how you do it.
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G'day cun*ts
To begin
1. First things first, your gonna need an esky full of VB. (Esky was an Australian brand of portable coolers. The term "esky" is also commonly used in Australia to generically refer to portable coolers.)













Get on the piss
2. Get absolutely sh*t faced and proceed to hop in your new Toyota supra MK4.
(Refer to below if you need an example.)














Crash going 150km/h
3. Now your in a ditch in the middle of the bush, zombies make it through your windshield in a matter of seconds.
You have now died like a true blue Aussie.












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Teutonicus 7 Oct @ 3:14pm 
Well I guess VB might be piss water, but at least it's not f*kin Fosters.
Vegemite is your only chance if bitten. Even the infection cannot survive gratuitous quantities of vegemite.
If you do find your way onto the water, even if it is bloody hot, the zombies will likely act as chum to draw in sharks and crocodiles, so probably give it a few beers, and see how hungry the crocs and sharks are before you hop in.
SGT Krilla  [author] 11 Sep @ 5:46am 
NEW GUIDE OUT NOW:csgohelmet:
Aviino 2 Apr @ 1:11am 
uhm you forgot the part where we fight off an entire swarm of new castle big boys while riding a kangaroo just to get to Aldis to buy some Vegemite and Milo so we can have a Vegemite Milo barbie (barbecue) and also you forgot when we all had a prank war with the wombats living under our house (this is a weekly canon occurence)
Pharesius 3 Mar @ 3:40am 
It's true - those platypus are trouble... but only the males have venomous spurs, and it's not fatal but the pain can last for months and not dulled by conventional reliefs.

The sheilas on the otherhand are sweethearts and produce no venom or spurs.
scrunt 16 Jan @ 3:33pm 
oversight: don't forget to loot the Coles of its vegemite the TRUE antidote
holthellmutt 20 Dec, 2024 @ 5:12am 
To add: A mullet is the only true Aussie hairstyle, and thongs (flip flops) are the preferred weapon of choice. *puppy dog eyes at the gods of modding*
Doc Choc 23 Oct, 2024 @ 6:22pm 
collect 300 dollars from government buildings every fortnight barefoot 8:30am spend half of it on smokes and maybe a bottle of milk if your lucky
Acoolpro2 7 Oct, 2024 @ 1:40pm 
you forgot the sniper rifle, smg, and kukari
Narwal 27 Sep, 2024 @ 8:14am 
as an auzzie, i do have a problem. Where is the Shazza
lemazero9 23 Aug, 2024 @ 3:16am 
also aussie, good job mate. VB is absolutely required to survive the apocalypse, let alone the ausiie wildlife like the bloody drop bears and all the Eshays in Adelaide