Step One: Fetishize completely non-real japanese women that will never acknowledge you.

Step Two: Play doki doki literature club.

Step Three: Go on rule 34 and immediately search up the characters. (Definitely take a few hours)

Step Four: Create the worst mod known to man with the most virgin esc storyline that would never happen to not only you yourself, but no one in history.

Step 5: Congratulations! You are now among your federal governments watchlist for not only pedofilia, but potential SO (not significant other). Have fun calling yourself cultured and petitioning to lower the legal age of consent =D