Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War - Soulstorm

Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War - Soulstorm

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How to impress your crush by making dawn of war references
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Welcome
You have a girl you want to impress? And you have played Dawn of War?
Well congratulations on finishing your first step to impressing your girl, because you came to the right place.
This is in-depth guide how to impress your crush by making warhammer/dawn of war references.
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Step 1. "Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment"
Don't. No matter how many ways there are to use the dawn of war references, the odds of you drinking the basket are 1000 to 1.
But if you want to ignore Librarian's advice and you are still thrilled by a thought to impress a crush by warhammer references, go to the Step 2.
Step 2. Delusion
(Preferably after a workout, but not necessary) pass by her while rapping song "The Emperor's Light" (try to rap this song in a way that testosterone screams from you), hopefully she will chuckle and maybe cringe at the same time while you memorise entirety of this article[wh40k.lexicanum.com] about space marines, while later you explain to her who is Vance MF Stubbs and how he lost 100 mf baneblades.
Step 3. Hope
Try to take phone or any device at hand where you can open youtube, and watch some dawn of war gameplay or in-depth lore about warhammer, hopefully if she is bored she will ask you what is that you are watching and you will be ready to explain to her how you drained over 1000 hours in these games purging heretics without looking like a degenerate.
Step 4. Meme is power
Since warhammer lore is really huge and she could be dead by the time not even explaning every single space marine chapter, you should come up with some warhammer memes. Who doesn't like memes, right?
Step 5. Informed
By the time she should already know that you like warhammer, and since she know very little about it, you should immediately start making your space marine costume for halloween to impress her, a couple months before halloween go to the non-legal gun maker and ask him to make you and teach you how to use a bolter and a power sword.
Step 6. Halloween day
Since you werent at the home a couple of months, she might be asking what is going on with you and where did you disappeared?
That's the neat part, you blow up on halloween party in your based space marine costume with skills of using power sword and a bolter (which they will think is also a costume), and you slice or shot in the head anyone who insults you (if you played dawn of war 3 everyone will bully you at the party because you are a GIGACHAD).
Step 7. Interaction
After the halloween she is all wet because of your chadness, this is your 5 minutes, go talk to her and try to develop a friendship with her on a higher level, ask her if she likes warhammer, if the response is positive, you're in, if not, try to convince her otherwise, show her more of warhammer you think she would like.
Step 8. Warhammer baptism
Later on she will get every of your references and start searching for more of them, try to convince her in getting to the dawn of war as well.
Step 9. The power of the Step one
If you ever get to the level of having s*x intercourse with her, after the foreplay and before the main part where you need to insert your machine spirit in her Speranza you will need to pay a tribute to a Indrick Boreale and recite his final speech like he did to his fellow brothers Blood Ravens, and when she hears the "SPAHSS MAHRINES TODAY DI ENEMAY IS AT OAR DOAAR", she will likely get up and run out from your apartment, and since she didnt let you finish your tribute to the INDRICK BOREALE, you will know that she was all for the streets.
Although if she don't mind your degenerous behaviour and still wants you, then my brotha you have a keeper there (or she is just retarded).
Step 10. Congrats
Okay so this is it, she likes you through the warhammer references and she likes the universe.
Its a win-win, one for you, and one for the EMPERAH!
댓글 49
Apocako von Koland 2024년 11월 3일 오후 4시 50분 
The fans may listen to the linked song, but you KNOW Big E is listening to the civ V rap on repeat
Kinkymuffin 2024년 10월 30일 오후 6시 25분 
I tied this, and it works, although my partner is a Sister of Battle, she fights for True Feminism, 1st Wave Level. For that reason, I took it upon myself to force her by playing as space marines on easy because playing Space Marines was always the chad move, and I love it.
Alpharius 2024년 10월 1일 오후 6시 22분 
Hey wait this guy is just my upper body
MetaProx 2024년 9월 18일 오전 9시 33분 
Walk softly, and carry a big gun.
󠀡󠀡 2024년 8월 28일 오후 1시 49분 
Ovo je W
Monster Calamity God Slayer Fist 2024년 5월 25일 오후 1시 34분 
Holy fuck, all the girls are leaving behind a wet trail after i scream "BROTHER, IM PINNED HERE"
Fulgrim  [작성자] 2024년 5월 15일 오후 5시 47분 
Yeah, you can make harem of girlfriends - but only if you are Konrad Curze himself
Örnitöpteri 2024년 5월 13일 오전 10시 43분 
Is this guide repeatable? Can you gain extra girlfriends, or shud you treat one like you treat the Emperor?
Jagerstown 2024년 4월 28일 오전 10시 22분 
false guide false guide i was put in a mental asylum cuz of this
Fulgrim  [작성자] 2024년 2월 28일 오후 12시 16분 
Mission kinda failed she should smell like bacon