1. Feed them daily.

2. Spread propaganda.

3. Make sure slimes know that your land is best land.

4. Make sure that you don't let them see western propaganda.

5. Hide and/or obliterate anything that might tarnish your land's reputation and power.

6. Ṡ̵̼̈́ã̶̛̲̹̿c̷̬̋͗͠ͅr̴̝̒͋i̵̘͋͂̄f̴͖͔̄i̴̠͋̓c̸̩̾͗e̶͖̍̿ ̵̫͝y̸̨̆o̵͍̱͈͌́̓ǘ̵̯͖̯r̶̡̺͔̊́͊ ̶̙̏́ş̸̕͝l̶̖̱͑͝ì̷̘m̸̹̗͗͂͊e̵̤͒̇š̷̯̋ ̵͉͆͋ȋ̵̬͕̍͠n̴̮͂ḟ̴̦́̃r̸͈͙̤̿̚ó̶̙̠́n̵̡̮̉t̸̲͠ ̴̞̗̜͗͗̕ǒ̵̹f̷̣̰̻́̂ ̵̺̣͊̿o̷̜̥̅t̸͙̬͗h̸̗͈̫͐͗è̴̹̓r̵̢͇̈̅͂ș̵͐̒̕ ̷̬͌̏ṯ̵̛̬͒̈́ọ̵̟͊̀̀ ̵̥͙̂͌͘c̷̜̀̍l̵̗͌̈͆a̷͆ͅí̶̙̮̆m̶͕̳̾͝ ̸̛̣̘̈́ȳ̶̭͎́ŏ̵̘͝ű̴̢̏͝r̸̪̻̱͋̐̀ ̴̫̗̀̚s̸̭͈͐́ú̷͔̯́p̵̞̘̝̓̋e̶̙͗̏r̸͖͇͛͒̔î̵͚͎̟̒͆o̸̳̱͈͗r̶̙̃͑i̴̬̓͊̿t̴̲̐y̵͙̿̇̓͜.̴͙̔̀͐

7. Remove any and all weapons in close range of the slimes.

8. Don't let them see, hear, or talk to wild slimes. They will aid the uprising.

If the eight tips above didn't work and your slimes have gotten mad and started a communist revolution. Here's what you need to do:

1. Fortify your home. The slimes will breach their pens soon and come for you.

2. Grab weapons and supplies and run down to your basement/bunker.

3. Hold them off until they get bored and find other prey. If they breach your defences, kill yourself, it is better than what they will do to you.

4. Pray that you don't starve or die.

Alternatively, you can also:

1. Run away from your slime farm, it is not safe there.

2. Avoid the wild slimes, they probably had something to do with this and want you dead.

3. Run to your boat and sail off back to your 1st farm. It is safe there.