"It is I, Sir Licksalot's birthday. I am very happy to be 20 year olds. Old enough to know, too young to care, lick lick. I used to tell 13 year old girls that I was just like them and was a teenager as I was nine-TEEN, yet now I may need a different excuse. Ill figure it out, don't you little ragamuffins worry. I'm young, amicable and ready TOOOO LIIIIIICK!"