You wanna shoot people, eh? Well you're gonna need a few things:

• A good gun or two
  
• Fast reflexes
  
• Good aim and speed

As a professional dumbass myself, I know a bit or two about shooting people effectively.

First, what you wanna do is...


This will help insure that you are able to kill them without much issue or resistance from innocents.

Next, you gotta choose your guns.

My personal favorites to use are:

• Shotgun (aim for the body)
  
• Deagle (carry 2 just in case)
  
• M4 (it just works)

But let's not forget the most important tool in your arsenal, it's the one-shotter, the almighty

50 Caliber Sniper!

If you wanna kill a whole bunch of people quickly, this is how you do it...

The C4 is your best friend here, when holding the C4, press the button you would use to switch firing modes on a gun to reduce the timer to 2 seconds.

This button is usually A or X on an Oculus Touch controller, the bottom A buttons on the Index controllers, and Vive Wand users don't exist.

It's easy!















Now that you've got the power of Allah on your side, it's time to cover it up!


I personally use a soundboard to cover up the sound of my C4 detonating, with the help of Soundpad; https://store.steampowered.com/app/629520/Soundpad/


If you don't have a soundboard, you can use your voice to cover it up! Just yell something like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA or go crazy like WALALALALALALALALALALALALALA like a true Muslim, and have a good laugh after with the rest of the innocents and possibly your T buddy(ies) that you just blew up!

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