To begin your journey to becoming the Trombone Champ you must first master the basics and get at least 4 S-Ranks in the game's tracks.



Easiest tracks to get master are as follows:

• Warm Up
  
• Ball Game
  
• Trombone Skyze
  
• Zarathustra

The game isn't too hard, if you find yourself having trouble maybe invert the controls and slow down the speed of the track.

Once done we can move on to the next step.

From the Main Menu click on the "Baboon" option and you'll be taken to a dark room with nothing but a monument and a cellar door.

Spam the door and you'll be greeted by the Treblemaster,



Once you do that just do what he says until you get to the part where you have to donate Toots to the Tootvessel.
You'll do this a few times until you get the key and he tells you that there's nothing left to receive.

The blue key will be useful later on, don't worry about it for now

From the Main Menu click on the "Collect" button and it'll take you to the card collection screen, on the bottom right corner spam the candle and you'll be introduced to a demon.

Do as the demon says and sacrifice cards until you've exhausted dialogue.

You'll need at least 1 or 2 of every card to unlock all the cosmetics.

You'll need the "Bass Clef" card for this one,

Once you have it spam click it until you're taken to a familiar but different room.

Do the same as the first baboon, Spam the door, Exhaust dialogue and instead of toots you'll be donating turds.

At the end you'll get a red key and will almost be ready to face the final boss.

Before you continue into the final segment you'll need to have the following items:

Champ Trombone
Babi Mask
10x Hot Dogs Cards
Baboon Preference set to Hamadryas (Game’s settings)
Baboon Quantity set to Inferno (Game’s settings)

This part you'll need to grind out Toots and Turds so get to tooting those tracks!

Once you have everything, you'll need the Trazom card, Spam click it and it'll take you to a room with 2 keyholes, use the keys to unlock the final battle.

Fight Trazom; when you defeat him you win the game and are awarded the title of Trombone Champ!

Congratulations.