Age:27 Married and mentally stable: Henry Cooldown.
Sword(scary):Vosmir-Cross Sword



Age:27 Virgin and mentally questionable stable: Travis Touchdown.
Sword(i dont like green):Tsubaki Mk:III

The place where Travis lives
Cool song " we are finally cowboys" on the background

Beating Henry is the most satisfying thing to do when you are playing No More Heroes.

kicking him on nuts on the "Sweet" difficulty is not the real Henry beat (do not play the game on sweet difficulty)

Beating him on mild difficulty is fair enough and good to have fun with, every time he screams "get off!" you can feel his pain deeply.

On Bitter difficulty....
if he catches you... just dont make him do that , slide down a lot like a boss.


Let me give you some tips while beating Henrys meat, firstly wait his moves this is important and slide down a lot.. a lot.
At his normal attack (the spinning man wyuuh kaboom) you can hit him at the end of it but if you succsesfuly dodge his "Hiiyah" attack you can just beat him on slow mode, BUT if you hit him 3 times and then do the heavy charge attack you can edlessley do the same procces again and again untill his ass is tired up.


FOR HIS COOL *Instant Kill* ATTACK(SO COOL)
*this attack apears when his health is %60-50*

Dont get too close when you hear him saying "nighty night" or "hows this for little fun". WHEN YOU HEAR HIM SAYING THIS DONT PANIC!

Just, just go away from him and slide sideways before he shish kebabs you.(its actually pretty cool i let him do it just to see the cool animation (but if HE catches you i scream in pain and my mom yells at me)).



FOR Other attacks;
-his charge attack is the easiest to dodge, you can just wait him a little bit and then beat his face goodly or you can just hit him and then go back before he hits back(like a pro) and then hit him back(like a boss).

-his not so deep but annoying ass shish kebab... try to feel the attack and prey for him to don't do it.

-for his projectile attack go around or do your normal charge attack and then relase it when he relases it (or just dont do that keep going around and wait for him to finish throwing his electric balls at you)

-for his quick swing, just dodge it cmon...you can even hear the air he is cutting....

-for his cool backflip: you cant do anything its just cool.






!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE STARS APPEARING AT MY HENRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






GRAB HIM (B) AND BREAK HIS SPINE AND NECK AT THE SAME TIME (you can hear him saying "huGhh" and his broken spines sound.. ouchies...

They are brothers... they fight a lot! arent they cute? thats how big boys have fun with each other.





canon image of Henry and Travis hugging

(in game)Turns out he is your twin brother AND he is married to woman you love( i hate that woman)he also banged her hundereds of times with his Irish(secretly American) alpha male tool.
this is so sad, poor Travis.
Turns out(x2) woman is bad at being a wife(i hate her). Even though his bro is married to the woman he loves, he will still take the wife.(in a sigma male way)
Henry is little bit angry about this but that doesnt matter they continue their star wars sword fight.
- Henry breaks the 4th wall and compliments himself in a very sexy way:
"im just a cool, handsome foil who happens to be your twin brother"(he is the big brother)

and then they spread at each other and scream "LETS GO" they crash their swords and look super cool at there.
After that. Travis wanted to spend some time with his BigBro Sir Henry. Putting all these things aside...
They ate some ice cream together and then they go to a bar and get drunk.
But thats not the end.


Also if Henry says the truth about saying "about ten years ago" thing...

Henry says goodbye to Travis and he swears he will beat him next time and come back to stare at his (ex)wife while she is sleeping on his brothers bed.


Letz Shake comes back(somehow)


Henry is being frozen in carbonite .

Travis saves him

this is hot ngl.


Sylvia's new husband :