The spider swings on the web. You swing, but it matters not because the points you gain from swinging get you nowhere in life. They do not get you money, or a new car. They don't get you a house or a sexy wife. They don't get you children and grandchildren. They get you on a leaderboard with the other two dumbasses that bought this game for no reason other than a +1 on their steam account. When you realize that this game is symbolism for steam, the internet, and any social interaction at all is when your mind will align and you will start to achieve everything you've been dreaming of. Shutting out the world and anyone who approaches will increase your sensitivity towards yourself, allowing you to better read your own emotions and thoughts.

Pizza is really good. It'll realign your chakras and make your spirit well again. Your mind and body, as well as your ancestors and descendants will thank you for eating so much 'za.

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