This will be you after this guide ---------------->







Tactic 1: Camouflage
One of the most effective tactics used by the army is to camouflage their soldiers. Now lets apply this concept to Drunken Wrestlers 2. By disguising as your opponent, you will undoubtedly discombobulate them. Like a deer in headlights

Tactic 2: intimidation
This is a sub-tactic of the camouflage strategy. Now if you have tried the Camouflage technique and found no results, this is for you.

This tactic is all about getting your opponents timbers shivering without even touching them at all. You will need to find the most menacing and intimidating set of clothing items and equip them. Take the picture on the left as a prime example of someone using the intimidation method



Tactic 3: Patrick Starfish
This is the last resort, be all end all tactic to ensure your victory.

An example of the "Patrick Starfish" is on display to the right

making this exact pose (while grounded) will cause your opponent to spontaneously combust leaving you the winnerㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤCAUTION: PERFORMED BY PROFESSIONALS