Satisfactory

Satisfactory

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How to Cyber Bully Your Friends in Satisfactory
By Fingle Higglebottom
This guide will teach you how to bully your friends to the point of never wanting to play the game with you again. this guide will include ways to Kill, Bully, and send them, to the Shadow Realm or Brazil
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This Guide Is Sadly Outdated!
With the 1.0 update the devs patched a lot of the fun things discussed in this guide and until I find other ways there will be no 1.0 guide.
Killing Them
Killing your friends is the easy part. All you need is a Rebar Gun and a Xeno-Basher. First you are going to find the friend you want to kill. You then are going to shoot them with the Rebar Gun, once they are on the floor you are going to pull out your Xeno-Basher and beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of them while they are on the floor. Once you are done they should be dead. Pretty simple right?
Bullying Them
Now that you have killed them you can bully them. Using a Nobelisk Detonator, throw a Nobelisk on their body. Once you do feel free to revive them. Instantly run from them, but dont detonate it. let your friend continue to play. If they at any time swing any weapon, they will die instantly from the bomb. once they do, Just repeat the step again.
(PATCHED)Sending Them to The Shadow Realm (Warning loss of items is common)
Now that you have bulled them, you probably want to troll them even more. So lets learn how to send them across the map or under the map. First, bind the "1" key to make a Foundation 4m. Find your friend that you want to have fun with and shoot them with a Rebar Gun. Once you do, you have 2 options. Before they hit the ground place a Foundation 4m inside them and they will go flying. OR, once they hit the ground, spam place Foundation 4m Inside them and they will fly or clip under the map and die.
The End
That's it. Simple as that. if you found it helpful and your friends hate you, like and give me your points or I will find you.
38 Comments
Fingle Higglebottom  [author] 10 Sep, 2024 @ 2:06pm 
chat its time 1.0 is here
Fingle Higglebottom  [author] 12 Jun, 2024 @ 8:04am 
part 2 soon maybe :steamhappy:
Fingle Higglebottom  [author] 12 Jun, 2024 @ 8:04am 
i might come back to this one chat
sleeping 3 Jan, 2023 @ 6:42am 
Me!
Fingle Higglebottom  [author] 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:24am 
who wants a updated version? :)
Fingle Higglebottom  [author] 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:23am 
no
blufairybran 28 Dec, 2022 @ 12:35pm 
end this now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perpetual Pilgrim 9 Oct, 2022 @ 1:59pm 
This made me sad, it reminded me I don't have any friends to make hate me.
sleeping 6 Oct, 2022 @ 5:53am 
Heres another one. Stand with your friend near the edge of a cliff with a boombox. Then quickly get behind them and use the turbo bass feature to blow them off the cliff.
tall cate 4 Oct, 2022 @ 6:22pm 
sadly, i have no friends:steamthumbsdown::steamthumbsup: