Tool's you'll need:
1.moms credit card
2.finalmouse air 58
3.mad skillz
4.no will to live
5.a working pc

and also rocket bot royale, so maybe buy it or just play web.

So you may wanna invest your mommy's tax money into your rbr skin's.
Gambling is fun if you can win, and you always win in rbr.

Purchase ♥♥♥♥ tons of crates and get the drip.
This will be how other players judge you if you:
got those fake jordans they gonna be more inclined to snipe you
with a nuke, but if you ballin with the expensive stuff then they will be even
more inclined to kill you.

Skin to win, and fill winterpixel's wallets.

use wasd to run away from your problems.
use m1 to shoot your way out of your problems.
use divorce to get out of your marriage problems.

Do not touch water, just think of water as real-life grass, don't touch it.
Find crates to get more weapons to use only at the end of the game when
you have no more ground.

ranks are a fundamental part of the game.

There's:

Wood: unranked
Copper: Lil baby players
Iron: What you will be for your entire life
Gold: Average players
Topaz: Maybe you know what your doing now
Amethyst: Players who can actually play, and my rank.
Emerald: Start running
Ruby: You can't hide
Diamond: Dead on sight

And some other special ranks but you'll never be them.

To get higher ranks: kill people, play for placement, give winterpixel more money.

Congrats you died you some high rank, broke your keyboard.

Now uninstall the game cuz this ♥♥♥♥♥ ass.

Or if you good player: Start streaming cuz people luv rbr, trust me.

Me, Depr

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