No no no why Skyrim why do you Persist

skyrim is when you eat 30 bowls of soup to heal your wounds

And i would't have it any other way

Skyrim is when a random vampire attack kills the entire town of morthal
Skyrim is when people randomly fall through the floor and die in windhelm
Skyrim is when horse tilt to go fast
Skyrim is when you make restoration potions repeatably to make yourself a god
Skyrim is when you assume the khajiit outside of whiterun did nothing wrong and that they are harmless merchants but are actual drug lords
Skyrim is when you see a horse floating in the air then dropping to ground dying horrifically
Skyrim is when you pick over three hundred charus eggs because a unknown npc and his family were killed by them in a lighthouse
Skyrim is when "Hey your finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there."

Skyrim is everything

Skyrim the only game in history to have a minor side quest with dragons as the main story line.

Skyrim is everywhere.
Skyrim is inevitable...

Skyrim is when all your mods get fucked up so you have to start a new game, but you don't care because this is your 12th playthrough

Skyrim is when giants that walk a frozen tundra 24/7 are weak to frost spells.
Skyrim is when the game is updated, again, and completely hoses your 300+ mods, again.

I've always hated how giants and mammoths are stronger than dragons. Maybe they're all dragonborn. lol