This is a knoife

I give thanks for the blessings he has granted me and humbly offer my posts, unworthy as they are as tribute to his fat, can't-count-to-3 *ass*.

SOURCE 2 ALREADY!, you amoral prick, brazenly making bank while getting kids addicted to gambling.

....

But yes please more golds thnx

Thanks be to our Lord and Saviour, the Almighty Lord Gaben, praise be upon his name.

Retire early

Go scratch a lottery ticket. bruv

Like it's legitimately unbelievable.

If I saw some CSGO youtuber who made a video claiming he'd had the kind of luck I've had I'd immediately and confidently dismiss him as a laughable and obvious fraud. :steamshrug:

Rev. Read my earlier comment about how lucky ive been since I started opening cases: 13 golds in well under 500 total cases opened, as well as a almost FN .072 wear printstream M4, a .2 FT statty m4a1s, and a FN Blood in the water scout among the non-gold noteworthy drops I've had in addition to the golds.

All his luck in one go.

lucky bitch

8 knives and 5 gloves in the WELL under 500 cases that I've ever opened, total.

That's like 15 x what the odds are supposed to be wtf.