ah yes, autistic humor. Truly something worth posting.
foh

Day 216. tubby hold up in autoshop... no toast, very sad. Moans of dead tubby's echo into room, tubby very sad now... Lala gone now, said tubby byebye... walked out....no tubby trusts another, everyone sad... nuunuu say one of us infected, no tubby toast for them, for they are:

TUBONGUS. COMING THIS SUMMER.

"TUBBY ZOMBIE BREAKING IN, NO TOAST LEFT!!"

YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO MISS THIS THRILLING SUMMER ADVENTURE

*slams ham-fist on table* TUBBY NEVER TRUSTED NUUNUU, NOW TUBBY GONE!!!

YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO NOT SPEND MONEY ON THIS AMAZING SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER!!

"-all Tinky winky know is-*magazine reload sound* HE GONNA MAKE THEM GO BYEBYE.

TOBONGUS! RATED R FOR, RETARDED.........comingthissummer...

love teletubbies

sus

Brilliant.

AMOGUS

AMONGUS

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SUS

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