No More Room in Hell

No More Room in Hell

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The "P.I.L.E.S." System; Or how I learned to quit worrying and keep ♥♥♥♥ orginized.
By Doc Volto
What is P.I.L.E.S.?
Thats; People It's (a) Legitimately Effortless Strategy
The P.I.L.E.S. system is the easy to use stratagy of keeping supplies in segregated piles. If you want to survive longer then 3 rounds, then this is for you and your group.
   
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1) What is P.I.L.E.S.?
Thats; People It's (a) Legitimately Effortless Strategy
The P.I.L.E.S. system is the easy to use stratagy of keeping supplies in segregated piles. If you want to survive longer then 3 rounds, then this is for you and your group.
2) Why should I use piles?
Want to know where you can find the last scrap of ammo or a trusty baseball bat? Now you do! P.I.L.E.S. keeps everything you could want seperated and easy to find!

Visual Representation of P.I.L.E.S. in action:
3) How does P.I.L.E.S. work?
There are 7 fundemental piles that are arranged at the begining of each game. The 7 piles are;
* Loaded Guns
* Melee Weapons
* Ammo
* Exsplosives/Gasoline
* Meds/Utilitys
* Unloaded Weapons
* Boards/Hammers
Typically, the first 4 are kept in one room while the Meds/Utilitys, Unloaded Weapons, and Boards/Hammers are usually kept in their own seprate spots, as to avoid confusion.
4) How does each pile work?
A) Loaded Guns
This one is simple enough, this pile is for the guns that are loaded with ammo, this pile needs to be seperated and maintained to avoid any un-wanted gun "clicks".
*(It should be noted here that you can bind a control to unload wapons in the options, this is good to know so you can unload unsavory weapons of their valuable bullets. I'm looking at you, Mac10)

B) Melee Weapons
This pile is really simple, if you can use it to bash a zeds skull in, secure it here.

C) Ammo
This pile is that stuff that can be loaded into guns, all unused ammo except Gasoline should be left here.
*(Why Gasoline? Because its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ huge and takes up space and its useless and ♥♥♥♥ Gasoline)

D) Exsplosives/Gasoline
This pile is the spot for anything that you can throw that goes boom, good to have at choke points like stairs and doorways, but make sure everyone moves first! This is also the spot to put gasoline because it takes up to much room with normal ammo but hasn't done enough in its life to deserve its own pile.
*(Reminder, ♥♥♥♥ Gasoline)

E) Meds/Utilitys
This pile includes Bandaids, Medkits, Pills, Flashlights, Walkie-Talkies, Map Keys, ect. Typically meds and utilitys are somewhat seperated.

F) Unloaded Weapons
This is the pile for the guns that DO NOT HAVE AMMO. Why would we keep the guns without bullets seprated? Because you dont want to be spending your precious time looking through a floor coverd in guns trying to find one that may or may not have ammo in it. It should be noted that if a gun is in this pile its not off limits, feel free to use them if ammo becomes avalible. This is simple a trashcan for the empty guns as to avoid confusion.

G) Boards/Hammers
Easiest pile. This pile is for boards, and wait for it, hammers. This piles should generally be near doors/windows that will need to be boarded, which includes all of them.
5) Anything eles?
Thats it! P.I.L.E.S. is a very user friendly experiance and is usually possible to orginize after 3-5 hours in a public server. If people in public servers dont follow your piles, dont get upset! It's a mircle most of them got the game running in the first place! Be proud of them!



So remeber: Orginize before they rise!
17 Comments
(Not)W.D.Gaster 23 Jun, 2022 @ 10:59pm 
I'd prefer piling guns and ammo together,and separate them into different piles based on the ammo types. Other than that,this guide is alright :D
sempy 15 Dec, 2017 @ 7:58pm 
how bout go fuk urself
Roma Sheruda 7 Dec, 2017 @ 10:44pm 
And it's compatible with every smart brain! Yay!
Turtle 28 Nov, 2017 @ 8:23pm 
I thought I was actually the only one doing this when I was bored, but everyone kinda messes with the pile of goodies in reality though...
Doc Volto  [author] 28 Nov, 2017 @ 7:50pm 
Thanks bud, not so bad yourself
Chomp 28 Nov, 2017 @ 7:11pm 
Well played doc
Doc Volto  [author] 28 Nov, 2017 @ 9:30am 
Imagine giving a shit about a guide that came out 3 years ago
Chomp 28 Nov, 2017 @ 3:54am 
Imagine being this obsessive
Vocal Tune 30 Nov, 2015 @ 10:23am 
thanks though, learned this through another player and found life easier this way.
Vocal Tune 30 Nov, 2015 @ 10:22am 
try doing this with random strangers who are derps, waste the ammo and come to you "got any bullets?" on the 1st, and 2nd rounds. Makes you want to end them on the spot. "You bit? I have the cure."