Dead by Daylight

Dead by Daylight

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how to stop being depressed while playing survivor
By The Depress Express<3noir and 1 collaborators
this guide is going to help you out of your depression while playing survivor
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looping
sometimes you have this syndrome called: pallet waster 6000. very severe. you gotta stop that. as the name says you are wasting thousands of pallets every single day. instead of wasting pallets every day how about you get wasted and go get some maidens?. to loop a killer you just simply never drop a pallet except if the killer is sniffing your ass hair, you never drop shack except if you're on a mission to loop the killer for 5 gens.
stop relying on your teammates
as we all know: you can't trust a solo q teammate. you gotta do everything on your own instead of actually playing like a team. loop the killer for 5 gens and you should see results like: "getting facecamped" and "the killer never leaving you ever". as a professional in solo q studies i like to call this type of killer the "attachment issue". you will see a lot of killers using a cosmetic called "frosty eyes" with this syndrome. attached to this section is a video covering the the full solo q experience in 107 seconds.
last steps
after finally realizing that sometimes even a 5 gen loop can't get everyone out and you are just dying over and over because killers started hating you, you go ahead and decide to get an average of 2 kills per game as basement bubba since playing solo q is as painful as playing killer. resistance is futile, start playing bubba, n o w.
17 Comments
Spencer 18 Aug, 2022 @ 1:03pm 
finger named guide
orange 15 Aug, 2022 @ 8:54pm 
guide named finger
larzanthony 13 Aug, 2022 @ 1:46pm 
Aside from the last step. This gets a based stamp of approval.


Very cool
EE | Revy 13 Aug, 2022 @ 12:04pm 
"stop relying on your teammates". People fuck around so much, its crazy
The Depress Express<3noir  [author] 13 Aug, 2022 @ 3:35am 
@Your dad look at my other guide.
catpiss on crackers 13 Aug, 2022 @ 2:59am 
That isn't how r/woooosh works there was no joke there you literally described what happens to me on a daily basis
Your dad 12 Aug, 2022 @ 9:56pm 
w guide, instructions unclear tho, still depressed even as killer.
leaveleague 12 Aug, 2022 @ 8:21pm 
survivor is the easiest class in this game
Spencer 12 Aug, 2022 @ 5:51pm 
how do you get the rick mod ?? it's not available on gamebanana
Scratch N Sniff Elmo 12 Aug, 2022 @ 4:06pm 
you cannot camp a killer zee. "as a killer"