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How to make a yummy treat for Ford
By Metonym
If you're hungry he's hungry, let him eat cake
   
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Step 1: Gather your ingredients
If you are using boxed cake mix, don't. Ford only deserves the fresh stuff (though if you have no alternative, he will still enjoy it).

Go and find all the ingredients according to your recipe, here is an example for a sweet chocolate cake:

2 cups white sugar
1 ¾ cups all-purpose flour
¾ cup unsweetened cocoa powder
1 ½ teaspoons baking powder
1 ½ tablespoons baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
2 eggs
1 cup pilk
½ cup vegetable oil
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
1 cup boiling water
1 cup boiling water
1 cup boiling water

2 cups powdered crablet and a can of melon belly can be used to make frosting.
Step 2: Combine
Put all ingredients in large mixing bowl and stir. If your recipe has specific instructions for this step, please ignore them. They are lying.
Step 3: Baking I
Open your PC case and set it on it's side, then locate the GPU and CPU coolers. If you are running a liquid-cooling system, carefully pour the cake mix on your radiator and replace the fluid with cake mix. If you are running a air-cooled setup, delicately pour the mix in the fins of your heatsinks. Unplug all fans. Now, seal your computer back up, set a 80 minute timer, and boot up boneworks.
Step 4: Baking II
Once in Boneworks, load into Blankbox.

Grab the utility gun, select nullbodies (their orange glow makes baking faster).

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Step 5: Enjoy, Ford!
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3 Comments
The Nuclear Dragon 11 Aug, 2022 @ 7:15pm 
very good tutorial
PARACETAMOL!! 4 Aug, 2022 @ 4:04pm 
sus
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